# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3444 "2021-10-25T19:55:28Z")
I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don’t _trust_ coincidences. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3445 "2021-11-12T21:10:30Z")
Kayshon, when he became a puppet. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3446 "2021-11-13T23:58:34Z")
I’d shake your hand, but I’m up to my elbow in Terrarite brains. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3447 "2021-11-14T15:07:56Z")
Brain and brain! What is brain? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3448 "2021-11-14T21:59:52Z")
Was that my imagination? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3449 "2021-11-15T17:52:09Z")
Ugh. Landru. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3450 "2021-11-18T18:08:59Z")
Seventeen separate temporal violations; the biggest file on record. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3451 "2021-11-18T19:45:21Z")
I know, it’s always weird revisiting planets from the TOS era. TOS? It’s what I call the 2260s. Stands for ‘those old scientists’ – you know, Spock, Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling on crazy new aliens every week back then. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3452 "2021-11-18T23:35:02Z")
😆 🤪 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3453 "2021-11-21T21:19:32Z")
Jim, if I’m ever in jail again, don’t send that Vulcan to release me. Just let me rot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3454 "2021-12-02T23:03:31Z")
I’m only hard on you when you make me hard! I mean I’m – I’m not hard right now! I mean I could – I could get hard, if I wanted to, but I’m not hard right now. I’m so sorry! You’re both great! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3455 "2021-12-04T20:25:30Z")
I’d shake your hand, but I’m up to my elbow in Terrarite brains. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3456 "2021-12-07T17:06:30Z")
You said Wolf 359 was an inside job. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2021, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3457 "2021-12-08T16:43:57Z")
I would be of little value to this ship if I am confined to a tank in Sickbay. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3458 "2021-12-20T18:16:38Z")
Better and better, Mr. Spock. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3459 "2021-12-20T19:37:09Z")
You’re the best. Thanks, Mariner. Changelings aren’t real. The Dominion War didn’t happen! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2021, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3460 "2021-12-22T20:38:21Z")
Why is there always a cliff? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3461 "2021-12-23T15:20:10Z")
You think your mom would be okay with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? I’d love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3462 "2021-12-23T16:46:22Z")
This is a science problem. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2021, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3463 "2021-12-25T01:23:54Z")
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