# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3464 "2021-12-26T20:16:16Z")
Perhaps we should reverse course. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3465 "2021-12-31T23:55:27Z")
I’ve had it. Let’s put all this technology to work, figure out what’s going on, and get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3466 "2022-01-01T20:41:48Z")
What’s the use of being a doctor anyway? We’re only as good as our drugs and technology make us. Underneath all the tricks, I might as well be practicing in the Middle Ages. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3467 "2022-01-03T21:20:03Z")
No, I didn’t want to sound robotic, I wanted to be called something normal. So I analyzed all Federation languages and calculated a mathematically perfect name… Peanut Hamper. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3468 "2022-01-09T23:51:18Z")
One ship against an entire fleet. That’s a hell of a plan B. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3469 "2022-01-25T17:09:34Z")
I’ve already created three viruses that would disable Pakled technology. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3470 "2022-01-25T21:56:52Z")
We should not argue in front of a guest. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3471 "2022-02-11T18:10:25Z")
Oh, I’m always monitoring comms. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3472 "2022-02-14T20:28:33Z")
What is this infant doing in my home? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3473 "2022-02-16T18:11:51Z")
This is the best day of my life! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3474 "2022-02-16T20:08:02Z")
The more you feed the beast, the more you need the cage. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3475 "2022-03-01T19:17:58Z")
Make us go! Go guys go! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3476 "2022-03-01T20:37:50Z")
This is how I learned to fly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3477 "2022-03-24T18:28:25Z")
You know what this means, right? We get to become best friends all over again! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3478 "2022-03-24T22:32:05Z")
Well, you’ve got twelve hours. Why don’t you rub some elbows and make a new friend? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3479 "2022-04-04T13:03:14Z")
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar . ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3480 "2022-04-04T13:20:24Z")
Lieutenant, I am dissatisfied with your performance as first officer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3481 "2022-04-09T12:07:38Z")
Martok [in Klingon]: They fight like Klingons! Gowron [in Klingon]: Then they can die like Klingons. Destroy their shields. Prepare boarding parties. Martok [in Klingon]: As you recommend. All ships, concentrate fire on their shield generators! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2022, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3482 "2022-04-09T12:08:36Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Lieutenant, I am dissatisfied with your performance as first officer (OOC: What a great scene that was. Data and Worf having an adult conversation.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3483 "2022-04-12T16:57:34Z")
(Most definitely. Glad to see Data in command and handling a personnel situation well). In play: You were sort of my _cha’DIch_! We used to get in so much trouble! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=173) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=175)