# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3484 "2022-04-12T19:52:53Z")
Let’s show 'em what you got. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3485 "2022-04-29T11:31:36Z")
“Philipa Louvois. And back in uniform. It’s been 10 years, but seeing you again makes it feel like 50. If we weren’t around all these people, you know what I would like to do?” “Bust a chair across my teeth?” “_After_ that.” “Oh, ain’t love wonderful?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3486 "2022-04-29T16:38:54Z")
Deanna, can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3487 "2022-04-29T17:07:03Z")
Devinoni Ral, _who are you?_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3488 "2022-05-02T21:22:38Z")
You should make a very convincing Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3489 "2022-05-03T17:23:14Z")
Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence in order to mask an ocean of insecurity. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3490 "2022-05-04T19:25:11Z")
Are you prepared to condemn him, and those who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, THERE IT SITS! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3491 "2022-05-06T20:07:56Z")
Gallivanting? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3492 "2022-05-12T15:43:08Z")
Hey, how about you buy me a drink? You know, since we’re even? Remember? The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3493 "2022-05-12T15:47:35Z")
Nothing like coming home to an unexpected hostage, am I right? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3494 "2022-05-14T16:52:23Z")
Just what is our future, the things we’ve done and said? Let’s just push the button, we’d be better off dead! 'Cuz I hate you! And I berate you! And I can’t wait to get to you! The sins of all our fathers been dumped on us, the sons The only choice we’re given is, HOW MANY MEGATONS?! And I eschew you! And I say SCREW YOU! And I hope you’re blue, too We’re all bloody worthless, just greedy human scum The numbers all add up to a negative sum And I hate you, and I hate you! And I hate you, too! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3495 "2022-05-15T21:10:25Z")
The real world doesn’t always adhere to logic. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3496 "2022-05-15T21:29:13Z")
Who said the human race was logical? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3497 "2022-05-15T21:42:01Z")
Hey, hey, Jack? FYI, you’re hitting on a salt vampire. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3498 "2022-05-16T20:07:13Z")
**The cha’dIch will be silent!** ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3499 "2022-05-17T18:23:13Z")
Mariner, this report is a veritable fruit salad of insubordination. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3500 "2022-05-18T14:43:24Z")
I have combat training all day. Save me a seat at lunch. Unless I die an honorable death. Then, someone else can have it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3501 "2022-05-18T20:12:19Z")
I need my ship. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3502 "2022-05-18T20:25:15Z")
“Let us pray… for understanding and for compassion.” "LET US DO **NO SUCH DAMN THING!"** ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3503 "2022-05-18T20:43:19Z")
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