# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3504 "2022-05-19T20:12:20Z")
I never tell the truth because I don’t believe there is such a thing. That’s why I prefer the straight-line simplicity of cutting cloth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3505 "2022-05-19T20:12:58Z")
We are not even, and we don’t use money. What happened to you, man? You used to be sharp. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3506 "2022-05-20T22:35:08Z")
Do not think of it as a weapon. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3507 "2022-05-25T17:42:46Z")
The riskier the road the greater the profit. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3508 "2022-05-25T20:23:12Z")
Dismissed. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3509 "2022-05-26T00:12:20Z")
Pure energy ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3510 "2022-05-26T14:29:57Z")
Hahaha! I’m Badgey! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3511 "2022-05-26T14:30:27Z")
Fascinating ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3512 "2022-05-26T14:31:39Z")
Boimler, you can’t keep ducking me forever! It is a really small galaxy out there. Sooner or later, I’m gonna run into you, and I’m gonna feed you to an Armus! You hear me?! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3513 "2022-05-27T14:12:18Z")
Our best defense is knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3514 "2022-05-28T01:47:31Z")
Space _really_ wants us dead. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3515 "2022-05-30T20:55:21Z")
As for what you want–it has been noted and logged. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3516 "2022-05-31T14:53:19Z")
Who among us hasn’t been pooped out by an alien creature? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3517 "2022-05-31T18:51:13Z")
The word is no. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3518 "2022-05-31T22:17:14Z")
Hey, psycho, keep it down. We’re trying to sleep! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3519 "2022-06-02T22:30:14Z")
I welcome that conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3520 "2022-06-06T17:01:31Z")
I’m sorry I’m late, I was watching the first _Enterprise_ on the Holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? What a story. Those guys had a long road getting from there to here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3521 "2022-06-06T19:57:38Z")
I’d kill for some black licorice. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3522 "2022-06-06T20:06:41Z")
Sir, the thought of filling the streets with armed troops is as disturbing to me as it is to you, but not as disturbing as the thought of a Jem’Hadar army landing on Earth without opposition. The Jem’Hadar are the most brutal and efficient soldiers I’ve ever encountered. They don’t care about the conventions of war or protecting civilians. They will not limit themselves to military targets. They’ll be waging the kind of war that Earth hasn’t seen since the founding of the Federation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3523 "2022-06-07T18:02:37Z")
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