# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 177
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3524 "2022-06-07T19:30:32Z")
You were sent to apprehend him, not to judge him. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3525 "2022-06-07T19:41:20Z")
Fire a full spread of photon torpedoes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3526 "2022-06-07T20:10:02Z")
Oh, the jazz… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3527 "2022-06-07T21:15:26Z")
I am KIROK!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3528 "2022-06-08T22:52:13Z")
Do you doubt my word, Klingon? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3529 "2022-06-10T23:14:51Z")
Eral: “DON’T! The forcefield will kill you.” Sisko: “Thanks for the warning.” Eral: “I have no wish to see you get hurt.” Quark: “A lovely sentiment.” Sisko: “How did you know the forcefield is lethal?” Eral: “Everything about the Jem’Hadar is lethal.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3530 "2022-06-13T20:20:26Z")
Lucky guess. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3531 "2022-06-16T15:31:48Z")
Well, wherever he is, I’m sure he’s full-throat screaming in someone’s face and ejecting a warp core. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3532 "2022-06-16T19:53:07Z")
They’re an exemplary crew–your son included. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3533 "2022-06-17T18:16:13Z")
“Erica, take us closer.” “How close do you wanna get? First date, or third date?” “_Blind_ date.” [chuckles] “Copy. Proceeding with caution, sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3534 "2022-06-17T18:20:45Z")
“How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?” “I don’t know. A lot.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3535 "2022-06-17T19:50:37Z")
All right, baby Borgs. This time, you’re coming with me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3536 "2022-06-17T20:00:20Z")
WORF: But we know there is a traitor here. J’Dan has admitted his guilt. PICARD: That’s true, and he will stand for his crimes. WORF: Tarses has all but done the same. PICARD: How? WORF: He refused to answer the question about his Romulan grandfather. PICARD: _That is not a crime, Worf!_ Nor can we infer his guilt because he didn’t respond. WORF: Sir, if a man were not afraid of the truth, he would answer. PICARD: Oh, no. We cannot allow ourselves think that. The Seventh Guarantee is one of the most important rights granted by the Federation. We cannot take a fundamental principle of the Constitution and turn it against a citizen. WORF: Sir, the Federation does have enemies. We must seek them out. PICARD: Oh, yes. That’s how it starts. But the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think. Something is wrong here, Mister Worf. I don’t like what we have become. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3537 "2022-06-17T20:43:44Z")
I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed by a Gamester of Triskelion and/or whatever because Starfleet has a policy of _some_ intervention. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3538 "2022-06-19T17:40:30Z")
From time to time. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3539 "2022-06-20T19:17:10Z")
Leonard James Aka’ar ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3540 "2022-06-20T19:22:18Z")
Do not mistake composure for ease. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3541 "2022-06-20T19:55:22Z")
I do not approve; I _understand_. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3542 "2022-06-21T18:14:06Z")
We both wanted to be liked and lied about it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3543 "2022-06-29T17:23:29Z")
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