# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3544 "2022-06-29T17:43:42Z")
We may need a gong. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3545 "2022-06-29T19:17:52Z")
Well, that’s Starfleet. Good at observing and bad at maintaining. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3546 "2022-06-30T17:55:18Z")
This is coming dangerously close to hijinks. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3547 "2022-06-30T19:44:16Z")
Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3548 "2022-07-01T14:18:12Z")
I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, not to be a virus bomb. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2022, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3549 "2022-07-01T14:28:52Z")
Hold your horses! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3550 "2022-07-02T05:06:47Z")
Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, THERE IT SITS! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3551 "2022-07-02T17:36:26Z")
“Star Fleet doesn’t call me a Boy Scout.” “It’s literally in your file, Chris.” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3552 "2022-07-04T01:27:44Z")
Perhaps we could refrain from any unnecessary head-chopping. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3553 "2022-07-04T15:10:27Z")
Let me help. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3554 "2022-07-04T19:21:40Z")
We trust each other. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3555 "2022-07-04T19:25:36Z")
KIRA: “We didn’t care _what_ we did, as long as it annoyed the grown-ups.” JADZIA: “I was a champion window-breaker. On a dark night with a few rocks, I was deadly.” KIRA: “Um, which ‘you’ are you talking about?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3556 "2022-07-04T22:11:50Z")
That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3557 "2022-07-05T22:43:48Z")
Abracadabra. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3558 "2022-07-06T14:11:39Z")
What do you know? I finally got the last word! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3559 "2022-07-06T18:49:28Z")
You did plan it that way? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3560 "2022-07-07T01:48:50Z")
Accept from us this symbol of pure logic. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3561 "2022-07-07T15:43:15Z")
Is there a problem, gentlemen? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3562 "2022-07-08T01:41:54Z")
Finnegan! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3563 "2022-07-08T02:06:10Z")
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