# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/342 "2014-09-24T00:22:46Z")
Well…double dumbass on you! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/343 "2014-09-24T01:09:59Z")
Whoever said the human race was logical? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/344 "2014-09-24T01:20:06Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I am totally stunned; not only that they let Nimoy slide on that one but that IMdB WAS RIGHT! Augh! Yup. You can hear it at 20:44 here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTa\_AtsZBA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTa_AtsZBA) Next: Who’s been holding up the damn elevator? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/345 "2014-09-24T04:42:31Z")
“I LOVE Italian. And so do you.” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/346 "2014-09-24T09:34:13Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > **SULU:** Hey, why don’t you come down to the gym with me, Kevin m’lad? Why not? Light workout will take the edge off.\* > \*Kinda takes on a whole new meaning now, doesn’t it? :dubious: (It’s all right. Sulu only had swordplay in mind. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/347 "2014-09-24T13:09:58Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > It’s all right. Sulu only had swordplay in mind. 😉 No doubt they would both have gotten all hot and sweaty, like gladiators. :o (Reminds me of how surprised I was when that police officer told me “cockfighting” involved chickens… ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/348 "2014-09-24T13:58:05Z")
Just what is the future? The things we’ve done and said? Let’s just push the button, we’d be better off dead 'Cause I hate you And I berate you And I can’t wait to get to you The sins of all the fathers being dumped on us, the sons The only choice we’re given is “How many megatons?” And I eschew you And I say SCREW YOU! And I hope you’re blue too We’re all bloody worthless [tape stops] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/349 "2014-09-24T14:11:55Z")
I’m well aware of that, Mr. Scott; get TWO tractor beams on that shuttlecraft. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/350 "2014-09-24T14:20:01Z")
Resistance is futile, Number One. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/351 "2014-09-24T14:24:18Z")
It’s wrong to create a whole race of humans to live as slaves. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/352 "2014-09-24T14:30:28Z")
I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species. You can assure him that’s the truth, can’t you? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/353 "2014-09-24T14:33:16Z")
I don’t want my pain taken away! I need my pain! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/354 "2014-09-24T14:37:48Z")
Of course. Of course. A child could do it. A child could do it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/355 "2014-09-24T15:31:10Z")
Well, it thought I was its mother, didn’t it? D’you think I am completely without feelings, Mr. Spock? You saw what it did to Scotty. What a doctor it would have made. My son, the doctor. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/356 "2014-09-24T16:36:21Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species. You can assure him that’s the truth, can’t you? nitpick: true, not the truth ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/357 "2014-09-24T16:37:22Z")
“It is called Pon Farr. Pon Farr.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/358 "2014-09-24T17:36:25Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > nitpick: true, not the truth I checked IMDB quotes section before posting and it said truth. Not a sure thing, but oh well. I just wanted another TMP quote in here. I’m using V, too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/359 "2014-09-24T17:45:25Z")
I cannae change the laws of physics! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/360 "2014-09-24T19:04:09Z")
♫\*Leaving only…bitter dregs. Aaaahhh, ah ah ahhhhh, bitter DREGS.\*♫ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/361 "2014-09-24T22:00:54Z")
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