# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3624 "2022-09-01T16:50:41Z")
A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3625 "2022-09-01T18:29:00Z")
I am a Human being, dammit! You can deny me all you want but you cannot deny Ben Sisko. He exists. That future, that space station, all those people, they exist in here, in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3626 "2022-09-05T15:59:42Z")
I’ve always known I’ll die alone ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3627 "2022-09-05T18:41:27Z")
“But that’s not the worst part, is it?” “No.” “Tell me.” "Not long after, they found a cure. A _goddamn cure!"_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3628 "2022-09-05T22:12:23Z")
A vital mission, impossible odds and a ruthless enemy. What more could we ask for? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3629 "2022-09-06T20:31:35Z")
“How’s your patient, doctor?” “He’s going to make it!” “‘He’? You came in with a she!” “One little mistake.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3630 "2022-09-06T23:07:36Z")
All hands to battle stations. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3631 "2022-09-07T16:48:44Z")
So _that’s_ when you hit the Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3632 "2022-09-07T20:58:22Z")
An endless war, by definition, can never be won. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3633 "2022-09-07T21:34:32Z")
TORETH: I suggest you try the viinerine. It’s quite good. (Troi takes a bowl and spoons some stuff out onto her plate) TORETH: I realise that it’s nothing compared to what you’re accustomed to on Romulus, but you could at least try the viinerine. TROI: I’ve smelled better viinerine on prison ships. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3634 "2022-09-08T01:00:19Z")
Sit. Be comfortable. Go ahead, be seated. We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3635 "2022-09-08T01:16:28Z")
A fair approximation. Somewhat lacking in aroma. Real kali-fal should forcibly open one’s sinuses well before the first sip. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3636 "2022-09-08T20:57:45Z")
I would be of little value to this ship if I am confined to a tank in Sickbay. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3637 "2022-09-10T18:13:52Z")
“Of course; it’s not a real day in Starfleet until comms get blocked.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3638 "2022-09-10T18:52:01Z")
Your beloved Adm. Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3639 "2022-09-11T23:05:21Z")
“Guys, I’m people!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3640 "2022-09-15T15:04:01Z")
This is different. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3641 "2022-09-15T20:36:14Z")
You are beautiful. More beautiful than any dream of beauty I’ve ever known. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3642 "2022-09-15T22:11:12Z")
“I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.” “Nor I, a work of art, madam.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3643 "2022-09-16T18:29:10Z")
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