# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3644 "2022-09-17T20:02:06Z")
[in Klingon] “Do not believe him! He lies!” [in Klingon]“Speak in their language!” [in English] “This is your second officer, Lieutenant Klag.” “Is there something you wanted to _say_ to me, lieutenant?” “Yes, sir. I do not believe you.” “So I take it, you challenge my authority over you.” “Correct.” “And your position on this, captain?” “I would say it is your first command decision.” [Klag looms over Riker, who pretends to be very interested by something else-- and then sucker-punches him and kicks his ass.] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3645 "2022-09-17T20:52:12Z")
An open mind–the essence of wisdom. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3646 "2022-09-18T01:23:54Z")
“Isn’t that gagh?” “Very good! You did some research on our nutritional choices.” “Yes, but… it’s still moving.” “Gagh is always best when served live.” [off Riker’s disgusted look] “Would you like something easier?” “‘Easier’?” “Yes. If Klingon food is too much for you, perhaps we could get one of the females to… breast-feed you.” [the entire room laughs uproariously-- especially Klag, who raises his head towards the ceiling and belly-laughs] ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3647 "2022-09-18T01:54:42Z")
Sour the milk! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3648 "2022-09-18T22:29:12Z")
Technically, it’s not a planet but a sentient life form. Perhaps I can ask its name! [tries to telepathically communicate] No, it just wants to eat us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3649 "2022-09-18T23:56:37Z")
“What is it?” _"Meditations on a Crimson Shadow_ by Preloc." “More Cardassian literature.” “I think you’ll find this one more to your liking. It takes place in the future, during a time when Cardassia and the Klingon Empire are at war.” “Who wins?” “Who do _you_ think?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3650 "2022-09-19T20:04:13Z")
I never fit, y’know? Nothing stuck. I mean, I was living alone on a cargo ship with five holographic versions of myself. Not very encouraging. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3651 "2022-09-20T12:34:56Z")
No…Number…five…hundred?! No no no… Kirk, it’s inhuman! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3652 "2022-09-21T18:39:48Z")
After they brought you back from your time in the Collective, do you honestly feel that you’ve regained your humanity? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3653 "2022-09-25T02:15:10Z")
Stella, shut up! I _command_ you to shut up! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3654 "2022-09-25T02:19:12Z")
Hey, whaddya know. I finally got in the last word. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3655 "2022-09-25T16:48:07Z")
“He’s a traitor, you know? Your father? For marrying that human whore.” “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3656 "2022-09-25T20:30:35Z")
Recruitment booth? No! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3657 "2022-09-28T13:17:15Z")
SPOCK: The agony booth is a most effective means of discipline. I presume you’ve ordered full duration. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3658 "2022-09-28T19:22:14Z")
I can’t believe you all started re-worshipping the dang computer! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3659 "2022-09-29T20:24:38Z")
Make it so. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3660 "2022-09-30T14:50:15Z")
Well, Landru is very persuasive. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3661 "2022-09-30T18:30:08Z")
He was my friend. But his Cardassia is gone. And it won’t be coming back. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3662 "2022-10-02T02:35:00Z")
His brain is gone! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3663 "2022-10-02T17:28:33Z")
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