# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3664 "2022-10-04T16:44:38Z")
He will make an excellent drone. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3665 "2022-10-04T18:31:58Z")
Just keep circling. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3666 "2022-10-07T18:33:22Z")
Hey! Don’t make me paradox you into destroying yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3667 "2022-10-07T18:38:06Z")
I know that you’re probably asking yourself, why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3668 "2022-10-07T19:53:18Z")
“Gifts,” you say? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3669 "2022-10-10T02:55:40Z")
Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3670 "2022-10-10T12:53:11Z")
No, the name of my ship is The Lollipop. It’s just been commissioned. It’s a good ship ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3671 "2022-10-10T15:21:13Z")
These roots and soil cultures can be a medical treasure house. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3672 "2022-10-11T18:02:22Z")
Oh, my God, Mariner, you gotta get me out of here. They keep showing me lights! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3673 "2022-10-11T20:05:56Z")
“It’s time I showed you who I truly am.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3674 "2022-10-11T20:08:47Z")
Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3675 "2022-10-11T22:04:21Z")
I am not a machine. Test me. Ask me to solve any…equate…transmit… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3676 "2022-10-12T21:02:18Z")
Yeah, yeah, calm down. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3677 "2022-10-13T17:17:57Z")
Oh, how I long for the touch of your nozzle. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3678 "2022-10-13T17:19:22Z")
I never took the _Kobayashi Maru_ test… until now. What do you think of my solution? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3679 "2022-10-13T20:24:05Z")
Change the gravitational constant of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3680 "2022-10-13T20:37:19Z")
I shall consider it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3681 "2022-10-13T20:59:46Z")
So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3682 "2022-10-15T20:19:03Z")
Very convenient…and not dumb at all. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3683 "2022-10-19T20:45:35Z")
“I love you, Father.” “I wish I could feel it too.” “I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life.” 😭 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=183) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=185)