# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3684 "2022-10-19T23:35:46Z")
She’s human. Down to the last blood cell, she’s human. Down to the last thought, hope, aspiration, emotion, she’s human. The human spirit is free. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3685 "2022-10-20T17:57:15Z")
Keeping morale high. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3686 "2022-10-20T19:22:05Z")
“What is Lieutenant Yar’s condition?” “…” “Doctor Crusher! REPORT!” "She’s _dead!"_ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3687 "2022-10-20T19:32:00Z")
He’s dead, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3688 "2022-10-20T19:45:59Z")
Ever hear of Gary Mitchell? It got real weird, real fast. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3689 "2022-10-20T22:04:50Z")
Stiff man putting my mind in jail. And the judge bang the gavel and say no bail. Gonna lick his hand and wag my tail! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3690 "2022-10-21T13:32:21Z")
Engage ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3691 "2022-10-21T14:10:02Z")
“I’m Hikaru Sulu.” “And you are a _pilot,_ right?” “Very much so. I’m not quite sure what’s…” “Is the… parking brake on?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3692 "2022-10-21T14:17:05Z")
Carol’s gonna Carol. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3693 "2022-10-21T14:22:29Z")
Let’s get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3694 "2022-10-22T03:14:27Z")
You’re _outta the game!_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3695 "2022-10-22T12:33:42Z")
“To use a 20th-century term, she’s in a ‘penalty box’, where she will remain until one of you merits a penalty. Unfortunately, there’s only one penalty box. If any of you should be sent there, dear Tasha must give the box up to you.” “And where does she go?” “Into nothingness. I entreat you to carefully obey the rules of the game. The only one who can destroy your Tasha now is you.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3696 "2022-10-22T14:07:42Z")
KIRK: Yes, but what you’re after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron… Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin? SPOCK: I have never computed them, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2022, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3697 "2022-10-22T22:47:06Z")
Visitors! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3698 "2022-10-25T19:55:30Z")
She’s so happy. It’s very sweet. But I am losing my mind. I don’t know how much longer I can do this. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3699 "2022-10-25T22:14:26Z")
Vanilla! Chocolate! Cherry! Banana! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3700 "2022-10-25T23:23:22Z")
There are…four…lights! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3701 "2022-10-26T14:46:13Z")
Gillian: What was all that talk he said back there at the Institute about extinction? Spock: I said– Kirk: He said-- if things keep going the way they are, the whales will be gone forever. Gillian: That’s not what he said, farm boy. “Admiral, if we assume these whales are ours to do with as we please, we would be as guilty as those who _caused_–” **past tense** – “their extinction.” I have a photographic memory. I see words. Spock: Would now be a good time for a colorful metaphor? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3702 "2022-10-26T14:54:54Z")
That green-blooded son of a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3703 "2022-10-27T18:27:14Z")
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