# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3704 "2022-10-27T18:33:58Z")
Then you wish to _copulate?_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3705 "2022-10-28T02:04:24Z")
I am completely operational. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3706 "2022-10-28T16:15:08Z")
Did you see the love light in Spock’s eyes? The right computer finally came along. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3707 "2022-10-28T19:36:22Z")
Stonn, she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3708 "2022-10-28T20:19:13Z")
You snuck off in the middle of my shift without saying goodbye! You know who my best friend is now? My mom! It sucks! It’s like work. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3709 "2022-10-29T23:06:27Z")
Good luck with that. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3710 "2022-10-30T00:50:45Z")
“Spock, does the good of the many outweigh the good of the one?” “I would accept that as an axiom.” “Then you are alive today because of a mistake, made by your flawed, _feeling_ human friends. They have sacrificed their futures because _they_ believed that the good of the _one_– **you–** was more important to them.” “Humans make illogical decisions.” “They do, indeed.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3711 "2022-10-30T02:20:17Z")
Who ever said the human race was logical? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3712 "2022-10-30T22:36:03Z")
Command the chair. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3713 "2022-10-31T02:42:51Z")
[Guard yawns] Sulu: “Keeping you busy?” [Guard stands up and towers over Sulu] Guard: “Don’t get smart, Tiny.” [Mere seconds later, after Sulu beats the hell out of the guard] Sulu: “Don’t call me Tiny.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3714 "2022-10-31T03:22:08Z")
[Resistance. Is FUTILE.](https://youtu.be/JnN-SR_2ovA) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3715 "2022-10-31T20:13:54Z")
I… want you to promise me something. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3716 "2022-11-02T13:03:19Z")
Sometimes I envy you data. Not everyone can turn off their emotion chip. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3717 "2022-11-02T13:21:07Z")
I’m worried about SMD, Synthetic Memory Degradation. It’s a rare condition that affects cyborgs with new implants. First, your opinions change. Then, your brain liquefies and melts out of your nose. Luckily, this is exactly what I’ve been training for. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3718 "2022-11-02T13:44:39Z")
More than interested - fascinated. One might say, agog. But I also find sneezing interesting. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3719 "2022-11-02T22:11:55Z")
And why this wonderful gift? The troublesome little man-child! Are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3720 "2022-11-02T22:17:14Z")
A small boy, and a very naughty one at that. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3721 "2022-11-02T22:54:36Z")
“And I won’t be alone. I’ll have your hologram to advise me.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3722 "2022-11-03T20:42:17Z")
We’re in Starfleet, so who knows what’s going to happen next week? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3723 "2022-11-03T20:58:41Z")
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