# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/362 "2014-09-24T22:04:37Z")
“Brain” and “brain,” what is “brain”?!? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/363 "2014-09-24T22:10:30Z")
[decon scene, slathering goo] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/364 "2014-09-24T22:12:47Z")
Kirk: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Spock: An Arabic proverb attributed to a prince who was betrayed and decapitated by his own subjects. Kirk: Well, still, it’s a hell of a quote. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/365 "2014-09-25T00:55:50Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain. May I take my post? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/366 "2014-09-25T02:49:21Z")
Bring forth the\* Lirpa\*! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/367 "2014-09-25T03:04:17Z")
I can forgive such an outburst only once! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/368 "2014-09-25T16:35:56Z")
I have had… enough… of YOU! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/369 "2014-09-25T17:50:50Z")
Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a rather large white rabbit with a yellow waistcoat and white gloves here about? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/370 "2014-09-25T21:34:07Z")
Combat will continue with the _an-wou_! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/371 "2014-09-25T23:27:27Z")
Anyhow, I don’t know what you’re so mad about. It isn’t every first officer who gets to belt his captain… several times. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/372 "2014-09-25T23:32:03Z")
What have I done? Oddly enough, said in several places, but I was doing ST-III:TSFS ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/373 "2014-09-25T23:41:10Z")
I suppose it could be a particle of preanimate matter caught in the matrix. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/374 "2014-09-26T00:29:24Z")
AMANDA: Logic, logic! I’m sick to death of logic. Do you want to know how I feel about your logic? SPOCK: Emotional, isn’t she? SAREK: She has always been that way. SPOCK: Indeed? Why did you marry her? SAREK: At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![Oglomott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oglomott/32/3543_2.png) [@Oglomott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oglomott)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/375 "2014-09-26T00:41:20Z")
Now can you cry like Lincoln? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/376 "2014-09-26T00:59:25Z")
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/377 "2014-09-26T00:59:35Z")
Help me, Kirk! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/378 "2014-09-26T15:48:10Z")
We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/379 "2014-09-26T17:12:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven. I believe that was “_rule_ in Hell.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/380 "2014-09-26T17:42:36Z")
He doesn’t know his Milton, just like Scotty. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/381 "2014-09-26T22:02:36Z")
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