# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 190
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3784 "2022-11-30T00:43:07Z")
I should say the Organians are as far above us on the evolutionary scale as we are above the amoeba. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3785 "2022-11-30T01:03:58Z")
Thou art notified that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy too far already. Thou art ordered to return to thine own star system immediately. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3786 "2022-11-30T02:45:33Z")
I know this ship like the back of my hand— ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3787 "2022-11-30T03:07:02Z")
The curtain, the curtain rises. It rises. There’s no time to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3788 "2022-12-01T19:16:16Z")
The cloud is alive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3789 "2022-12-04T01:24:58Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3790 "2022-12-04T02:33:19Z")
The Koingon Empire will never yield. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3791 "2022-12-04T23:35:41Z")
I bet you have an interesting story. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3792 "2022-12-05T02:17:33Z")
Oh, absolutely. I can tell you anything you want to know about medicine, biology, or tennis. Would you like to hear my opinion about the latest nelemite alloy racquet? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3793 "2022-12-05T03:25:31Z")
Human, play Dom-jot? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3794 "2022-12-05T15:41:54Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3795 "2022-12-05T23:10:59Z")
Spock here, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3796 "2022-12-06T02:49:38Z")
“Standing by, Captain Kirk.” “Captain Sulu! You realize that, by even _talking_ to us, you’re violating regulations?” “I’m sorry, captain, your message is breaking up.” “Bless you, Sulu.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3797 "2022-12-06T04:31:27Z")
To HELL with our orders. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3798 "2022-12-06T15:34:35Z")
Hailing frequencies open, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3799 "2022-12-06T15:36:16Z")
It’s easy to become a god. The trick is _staying_ a god. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3800 "2022-12-06T17:25:47Z")
Zeus, Hermes, Hera, Aphrodite. You were right. Athena, you were right. The time has passed. There is no room for gods. Forgive me, my old friends. Take me. Take me ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3801 "2022-12-06T17:29:35Z")
"Father? _My God, don’t **do** this to me!"_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3802 "2022-12-06T19:28:39Z")
You see, there are millions upon millions of worlds in the universe, each one filled with too much of one thing and not enough of another. And the Great Continuum flows through them all, like a mighty river, from ‘have’ to ‘want’ and back again. And if we navigate the Continuum with skill and grace, our ship will be filled with everything our hearts desire. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3803 "2022-12-06T20:05:23Z")
Rapunki, when he joined the Seven… ah, sorry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=189) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=191)