# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 191
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3804 "2022-12-06T22:32:15Z")
Beauty is irrelevant - unless you wish to change the nature of our affiliation . ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3805 "2022-12-07T06:15:48Z")
All right, it’s worked so far, but we’re not out yet. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3806 "2022-12-07T23:45:06Z")
That’s what Hemmer’s purpose was – to fix what is broken. And he did. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3807 "2022-12-08T00:30:59Z")
Our compliments to the M-5 unit, and regards to Captain Dunsel. Wesley out. * * * Dunsel? Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel? What does it mean, Jim? Spock? What does it mean? * * * A “Dunsel”, Doctor, is a term used by midshipmen at Starfleet Academy. It refers to a part which serves no useful purpose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3808 "2022-12-08T04:23:34Z")
You’re a hard man, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3809 "2022-12-08T04:28:58Z")
Number One, you have the bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3810 "2022-12-08T22:00:13Z")
I must have missed that class in engineering school. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3811 "2022-12-08T22:01:19Z")
Your agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3812 "2022-12-09T02:53:17Z")
You will all die horribly in searing pain! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3813 "2022-12-09T04:44:33Z")
I found this on Ganeroo… Ganimee… hmm… it’s, um… it’s green. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3814 "2022-12-11T21:01:20Z")
And, of course, your people found an answer? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3815 "2022-12-11T23:44:52Z")
A question. Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3816 "2022-12-12T00:02:41Z")
Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3817 "2022-12-12T00:38:15Z")
Ah. The giants. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3818 "2022-12-12T02:35:41Z")
Give them a bloody nose. Make them think twice about attacking us. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3819 "2022-12-12T03:51:05Z")
There are FOUR LIGHTS! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3820 "2022-12-12T14:01:15Z")
Captain, Ambassador Sarek and his wife _are_ my parents. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3821 "2022-12-12T15:03:28Z")
You will always be a child of two worlds. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3822 "2022-12-12T17:45:27Z")
Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3823 "2022-12-12T18:29:20Z")
I guess more time to enjoy… Kahless’s fornication helmet. Oh, that’s fun. Safety first! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=190) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=192)