# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 193
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3844 "2022-12-20T19:21:44Z")
First aid kit’s in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3845 "2022-12-24T16:49:53Z")
_Now_ you’re an engineer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3846 "2022-12-24T21:20:59Z")
Starship captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. The secret is to give them what they need, not what they want." ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3847 "2022-12-25T00:05:10Z")
It’ll be interesting getting in trouble. I’ve never done that before. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3848 "2022-12-25T02:53:23Z")
Now is not the time for that. I’ll deal with you later. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3849 "2022-12-25T03:00:21Z")
Any excuse, Jim baby. Run away! Run away! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3850 "2022-12-25T18:42:45Z")
Ya stupid underclassman, I’ve got the edge, I’m still twenty years old. Look at you! You’re an old man! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3851 "2022-12-25T19:10:12Z")
Just like the Federation! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3852 "2022-12-25T23:44:35Z")
Maybe our sensors missed something. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3853 "2022-12-27T17:42:56Z")
Dude, you’re clearly Starfleet. Your hands are super soft and clean. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3854 "2022-12-27T18:31:39Z")
Human females are so repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3855 "2022-12-27T23:34:51Z")
I’ve only seen snow twice in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3856 "2022-12-28T17:36:34Z")
They had regular string quartets. Wow, what a rush. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3857 "2022-12-28T21:52:53Z")
One does not thank logic. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3858 "2022-12-28T23:32:56Z")
Logic is a little bird tweeting in meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers…which smell BAAAD. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3859 "2022-12-29T14:46:45Z")
Their response was most illogical. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3860 "2022-12-29T16:40:36Z")
Uh, no, I’m a miner with a heart of gold. And I have dad issues. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3861 "2022-12-29T17:24:56Z")
From the moment I met you, I knew you were going to be trouble. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3862 "2022-12-29T22:29:02Z")
Stop that nonsense at once, or you’ll not be permitted to make any more planets. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3863 "2022-12-29T23:36:35Z")
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