# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3864 "2022-12-30T14:19:25Z")
You will hang by the neck, Captain, until you are dead, dead, dead! Can there be any doubt that the Trelane character in TOS served as the inspiration for STTNG’s Q? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3865 "2022-12-30T15:33:45Z")
The guilty party has his choice: death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging… * * * The key word in your entire peroration, Mr. Spock, was, _death_. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3866 "2022-12-31T21:14:49Z")
Oh please, you’re Mr. Starfleet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3867 "2023-01-01T01:52:06Z")
You’re bluffing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3868 "2023-01-01T03:39:10Z")
Now the Captain. There’s a man with a poker face. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3869 "2023-01-02T00:19:36Z")
I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3870 "2023-01-02T15:32:17Z")
Chekov, Pavel. Rank… admiral. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3871 "2023-01-02T15:39:23Z")
That’s better, Mister Chekov. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3872 "2023-01-02T16:37:11Z")
You didn’t come back. You were supposed… to come… back! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3873 "2023-01-02T21:53:10Z")
“Just give it some…thought.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3874 "2023-01-02T23:26:52Z")
I am programmed in multiple techniques…a broad variety of pleasuring… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3875 "2023-01-03T14:51:40Z")
I’m a doctor, not a coal miner. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3876 "2023-01-03T14:54:11Z")
“Ugly… bags… of water…” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3877 "2023-01-03T15:38:02Z")
She found humanoid appearance revolting, but she thought she could get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3878 "2023-01-03T23:43:13Z")
This place saw battle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3879 "2023-01-04T19:06:24Z")
Aw, man. A copy of me got transported out? Boo. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3880 "2023-01-04T23:33:12Z")
I’ve had just about enough of your nonsense. Now, you’re coming back to the Infirmary with me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3881 "2023-01-05T05:38:45Z")
Don’t pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait’ll you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3882 "2023-01-05T18:45:16Z")
I’m a doctor, not a historian. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3883 "2023-01-05T19:27:48Z")
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