# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3884 "2023-01-05T19:35:49Z")
That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3885 "2023-01-05T22:11:37Z")
Don’t you see? We’re going to get a second… chance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3886 "2023-01-05T23:10:27Z")
For an android, that is nearly an eternity. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3887 "2023-01-06T03:29:50Z")
Data is a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3888 "2023-01-06T16:01:20Z")
Pinocchio is broken, it’s strings have been cut. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3889 "2023-01-06T17:50:38Z")
Let’s see what’s out there. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3890 "2023-01-06T18:12:38Z")
I’m frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3891 "2023-01-06T21:15:54Z")
Theoretically, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3892 "2023-01-07T03:34:43Z")
And some of _them_ are Vulcans. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3893 "2023-01-07T20:57:16Z")
You there! Stop! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3894 "2023-01-07T21:36:35Z")
Manners, my son. Manners. You embarrass me before our guest. Master Barclay will spank you if you misbehave. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3895 "2023-01-07T22:37:01Z")
I am the Goddess of Empathy! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3896 "2023-01-08T01:04:35Z")
Just once, I’d like to be able to land someplace and say, _"Behold, I am the Archangel Gabriel!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3897 "2023-01-08T02:01:38Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3898 "2023-01-08T02:29:05Z")
…I have been trying to make sense of this gobbledygook, but it’s beyond me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3899 "2023-01-08T02:48:40Z")
Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3900 "2023-01-08T10:43:01Z")
He’s my number one dad! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3901 "2023-01-08T14:46:35Z")
On screen. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3902 "2023-01-08T19:35:00Z")
Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3903 "2023-01-08T19:49:06Z")
I’m sorry, Miranda, but you must be realistic; you are blind, and there are some things you simply cannot do! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=194) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=196)