# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 198
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3944 "2023-01-14T05:24:08Z")
Oochy-woochy coochy-coo, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3945 "2023-01-14T12:58:56Z")
She was special to me, sir. We were . . . intimate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3946 "2023-01-15T01:47:38Z")
Mr. Spock, relieve Commodore Decker of command immediately. That’s a direct order! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3947 "2023-01-15T01:53:34Z")
…you’re speaking with Empress Sato; prepare to receive instructions. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3948 "2023-01-15T14:48:59Z")
Thank you for the drinks. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3949 "2023-01-15T15:07:25Z")
You’ve been drinking too much of that artificial stuff; what do you call it, _synthehol?_ It’s _spoiled_ you, ruined your palate… [/Jean-Luc Picard’s brother, talking down to him, like he always does] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3950 "2023-01-15T22:54:48Z")
Romulan whiskey is against regulations! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3951 "2023-01-16T04:15:01Z")
To absent friends. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3952 "2023-01-16T04:20:54Z")
The medical staff doesn’t arrive 'til Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3953 "2023-01-16T04:25:09Z")
I use it to polish the flame gems. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3954 "2023-01-16T12:08:17Z")
An incredible fortune in stones, yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser — or a good solid club. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3955 "2023-01-16T19:02:28Z")
Get a crew to believe in miracles, they might just give you one. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3956 "2023-01-16T19:18:36Z")
Blasphemy! You’re lucky I don’t cast you out, or smite you, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3957 "2023-01-16T22:19:01Z")
I’m a doctor, not a moon-shuttle conductor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3958 "2023-01-16T22:32:30Z")
But what about me? I mean, I’m a patient in a bathing suit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3959 "2023-01-17T00:12:45Z")
And the women wore less. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3960 "2023-01-17T00:42:03Z")
Inviting others to unclothe them. The very depth of perversion. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3961 "2023-01-17T04:00:49Z")
Those ears Spock! We’ve got to hide those ears! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3962 "2023-01-17T14:34:30Z")
One thing is clear: you’ll never look at your hairline again in the same way… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3963 "2023-01-17T19:11:38Z")
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