# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 199
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3964 "2023-01-17T19:41:32Z")
You want to watch the karo-net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3965 "2023-01-17T19:49:37Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3966 "2023-01-17T20:07:15Z")
I got your _gun._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3967 "2023-01-21T20:37:12Z")
I’d advise youse to keep dialin’. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3968 "2023-01-21T21:00:47Z")
Shut up, Spock. We’re rescuing you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2023, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3969 "2023-01-21T23:39:07Z")
You shoulda listened to me, kid: no woman’s worth dying for. _Killing_ for; not dying for. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3970 "2023-01-22T00:33:20Z")
_Let them die._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3971 "2023-01-22T02:11:52Z")
Mister Spock, letting yourself be hit on the head — and I presume you _let_ yourself be hit on the head — is not exactly a method King Solomon would have approved. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3972 "2023-01-22T03:47:51Z")
It’s worked so far, but we’re not out yet. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3973 "2023-01-22T14:03:52Z")
We’re ready. Just remember, Enterprise: _Captain_ Riker has never lost. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3974 "2023-01-22T19:16:12Z")
Here we go…. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3975 "2023-01-22T21:57:34Z")
Congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3976 "2023-01-22T21:58:03Z")
_“Odo, be a chair.”_ I’m a chair. _“Odo, be a razorcat.”_ I’m a razorcat. Life of the party. I hate parties. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3977 "2023-01-23T15:57:18Z")
I’m a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3978 "2023-01-23T17:30:28Z")
Be a pawn. Be a toy. Be a good soldier that never questions orders. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3979 "2023-01-23T19:48:51Z")
I might be a little rusty. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3980 "2023-01-24T01:09:21Z")
A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3981 "2023-01-24T03:25:42Z")
That’s what makes it a thing to be avoided! You’ve made it neat and painless: so neat and painless, you’ve had no reason to stop it. And you’ve had it for five hundred years. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3982 "2023-01-24T12:42:37Z")
You can’t deny he’s disrupted this station. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3983 "2023-01-24T12:47:26Z")
That’s very clever, but I didn’t say it. I said _the body of James Kirk is being used by Dr. Janice Lester._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=198) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=200)