# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/21 "2014-09-10T21:36:49Z")
“Damnit, I’m a doctor, not a light switch!” –Ad-libbed by Robert Picardo, who had never seen an episode of Star Trek before, and had never heard of “I’m a doctor, not a \_\_\_\_\_” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/22 "2014-09-10T21:40:39Z")
“With an armful of this stuff, I wouldn’t be afraid of a supernova!” ---
**Author:** ![TheSeaOtter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@TheSeaOtter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSeaOtter)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/23 "2014-09-10T21:41:00Z")
“That’s simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/24 "2014-09-10T21:43:04Z")
“Cossaks!” ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/25 "2014-09-10T21:43:20Z")
[Sorry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiAhTbpL4Y) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/26 "2014-09-10T21:43:38Z")
Laddie, don’t you think you should…_rephrase_ that? ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/27 "2014-09-10T21:43:57Z")
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/28 "2014-09-10T21:47:17Z")
“How can one live on a flicker of light?” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/29 "2014-09-10T21:50:47Z")
- “S_hut up_, _Wesley_!” - ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/30 "2014-09-10T22:07:16Z")
There! Are! Four! Lights! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/31 "2014-09-10T22:19:41Z")
Are you out of your Vulcan mind? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/32 "2014-09-10T22:21:55Z")
I sense… great joy. And gratitude. Joy … and gratitude. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/33 "2014-09-10T22:23:06Z")
Assimilate THIS! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/34 "2014-09-10T22:25:12Z")
“Troi! You’re my **friend** , and you _ **tricked** _ me!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/35 "2014-09-10T22:25:17Z")
Good morning, Mr Vulcan! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/36 "2014-09-10T22:29:06Z")
**JANEWAY/QUEEN ARACHNIA:** (_Stroking the tip of Chaotica’s phallic Death Ray generator)_ A formidable weapon! **CHAOTICA:** (_Smugly_) The most powerful in the Cosmos! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/37 "2014-09-10T22:58:19Z")
Sorry, neither. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/38 "2014-09-10T23:00:15Z")
Oh, shit! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/39 "2014-09-10T23:13:13Z")
Sounds like fun! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/40 "2014-09-10T23:14:19Z")
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