# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/382 "2014-09-26T22:35:51Z")
(I Googled it, and that’s what I found). Has the whole galaxy gone crazy?! What kind of a uniform is this?! Where’s your beard?! What’s going on?! Where’s my personal guard?! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/383 "2014-09-26T23:14:35Z")
“Captain Spock, you do not stand accused!” “Mr. President, I stand with my shipmates.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/384 "2014-09-27T01:31:00Z")
But he was alone. Can you imagine the mind emptied by that thing? Without even a tormentor for company. ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/385 "2014-10-02T19:22:01Z")
Sulu (while tweaking the transporter engineer’s arm for emphasis): …and: Don’t call me “tiny”! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/386 "2014-10-02T20:17:56Z")
(It was a guard in the Starfleet brig, not a transporter engineer, wasn’t it?) Permission to speak freely, sir? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/387 "2014-10-02T21:18:58Z")
" … !" from Loud as a Whisper ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/388 "2014-10-02T21:39:03Z")
I’m callin’ you a babe, but there’s nothing personal in it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/389 "2014-10-02T21:51:22Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > (It was a guard in the Starfleet brig, not a transporter engineer, wasn’t it?) > > Permission to speak freely, sir? Granted. It was not a fair test. There was no way to win. A no win scenario is a situation every Starfleet officer may face. Not exact, I know, but why should I care? It’s not like I have to pay royalties for this thread topic. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/390 "2014-10-03T00:05:37Z")
They’ll burn ya. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/391 "2014-10-03T00:18:33Z")
_I’ll kill you **all!**** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!**_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/392 "2014-10-03T00:55:29Z")
If I remember correctly, that would involve you in what was called ‘the fast draw’. It initiated unfortunate events. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/393 "2014-10-03T00:59:01Z")
“General Trelane, Retired” — _Squire of Gothos_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/394 "2014-10-03T01:55:53Z")
“I\* woulda\*! I _woulda_! I _woulda_. I _woulda_.” - General Trelaine, Retired - _The Squire of Gothos_ ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/395 "2014-10-03T03:02:50Z")
I don’t know who he is but he sure talks gloooooomy. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/396 "2014-10-03T03:24:59Z")
Spock, you’re talking about the end of every life on Earth! You’re half human, haven’t you got any goddamn feelings about \*that? \* ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/397 "2014-10-03T04:01:04Z")
_ **Kill you…! Kill you allllllll…!** _ ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/398 "2014-10-03T04:13:28Z")
“don’t laugh at me!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/399 "2014-10-03T04:18:00Z")
That’s what you get for missing staff meetings, Doctor. Gentlemen, your work today has been outstanding and I intend to recommend you all for promotion… in whatever fleet we end up serving. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/400 "2014-10-03T04:31:08Z")
At least lemme call my ship and say goodbye! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/401 "2014-10-04T01:58:20Z")
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