# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3984 "2023-01-24T14:38:57Z")
You belong in the circus, Spock, not a starship. Right next to the dog face boy! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3985 "2023-01-24T15:33:29Z")
Note the sinister eyes, and the malformed ears: definitely an inferior race. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3986 "2023-01-24T16:39:48Z")
“Is this your crew, Captain?” “Well, no, Captain. This is me cargo.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3987 "2023-01-24T17:16:32Z")
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.” “You’re a _healer_. There’s a _patient_.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3988 "2023-01-24T17:50:34Z")
Blast that tin-plated pot! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3989 "2023-01-24T23:47:57Z")
How about a latinum-plated bucket to sleep in? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3990 "2023-01-25T00:45:06Z")
The only Klingon I’m afraid of is my wife after she’s worked a double shift. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3991 "2023-01-25T02:07:01Z")
A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3992 "2023-01-25T18:05:59Z")
“I read once that a commander has to act like a paragon of virtue. I never met a paragon.” “Neither have I.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3993 "2023-01-25T21:45:20Z")
I think it was the chef, in the biolab, with the sniper rifle that can shoot through walls. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3994 "2023-01-25T22:05:30Z")
A contract is a contract is a contract, but only between Ferengi. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3995 "2023-01-26T00:32:26Z")
Then I drive him out to the woods, badda bing, badda bang: three in back of the head, that’s the end of little Paulie. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3996 "2023-01-26T19:38:07Z")
We ‘hot-wire’ it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3997 "2023-01-26T20:15:35Z")
Yes. Oh! I believe they had a device known as a — clutch? — _clutch,_ Captain; perhaps one of those _pedals_ on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3998 "2023-01-27T03:53:22Z")
Second star to the right, and straight on til morning. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/3999 "2023-01-27T03:57:46Z")
For all we know, at this very moment, somewhere far beyond all those distant stars, Benny Russell is dreaming of us. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4000 "2023-01-29T21:26:18Z")
I never fit, y’know? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4001 "2023-01-29T22:38:41Z")
Plomeek soup, Nurse Chapel? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4002 "2023-01-29T23:50:49Z")
I found three eggs in it; it was like finding treasure. I cracked one open on the spot and ate it, very much as you just did. I planned to save the other two; they would keep me alive for another week. But, of course, an older boy saw them and wanted them, and he got them. But he had to break my arm to do it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4003 "2023-01-30T05:45:27Z")
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