# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 201
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4004 "2023-01-30T11:40:06Z")
That was a difficult admission. Another man would have been humiliated to say those words. Another man would have rather died than ask for help. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4005 "2023-01-30T15:26:31Z")
I would rather suffer the end of Romulus a thousand times. I would rather die in agony, than accept assistance from you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4006 "2023-01-30T16:05:09Z")
…Jim, do you really believe he’s Abraham Lincoln? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4007 "2023-01-30T20:22:39Z")
Captain, what do they want from us? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4008 "2023-01-30T21:55:18Z")
You have to understand: drugs can make you feel _good._ They make you feel _on top of the world_. You’re happy. Sure of yourself. In control… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4009 "2023-01-31T03:54:13Z")
That is a most illogical attitude. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4010 "2023-01-31T04:55:44Z")
It’s the whole experience. First of all, you have to spoon the fudge around the rim, leaving only ice cream in the middle. Then, you gently spoon the ice cream around the sides, like you’re sculpting it. Relish every bite. Make every one an event. And then, with the last spoonful, close your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4011 "2023-01-31T14:04:04Z")
Of course I could treat them to a few dozen photon torpedoes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4012 "2023-01-31T17:05:57Z")
I’m not talking about war. What I’m proposing is wiping out every Founder on that planet: obliterating the Great Link. Come now, Mister Worf, you’re a Klingon; don’t tell me you’d object to a little genocide in the name of self-defense? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4013 "2023-01-31T19:41:21Z")
Please Madame! That’s is a torpedo launch initiator and it’s - it is Worf madame, not Woof. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4014 "2023-01-31T22:09:31Z")
Admiral on the deck. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4015 "2023-01-31T23:28:13Z")
I am Cloud William: Chief, also Son of Chief; Guardian of the Holies, Speaker of the Holy Words, Leader of Warriors… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4016 "2023-02-01T20:39:09Z")
This does make me feel a lot better, but what sort of lunatic would whip cream? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4017 "2023-02-01T21:12:00Z")
…I am passion, the libido. I am the anarchy of lust. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4018 "2023-02-04T03:47:50Z")
I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4019 "2023-02-04T04:01:32Z")
But you’re part human, too; I know you don’t, you _couldn’t,_ hurt me, would you? I’m in love with you, Mister Spock: you, the human Mister Spock, the Vulcan Mister Spock. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4020 "2023-02-04T23:39:54Z")
Some would call it good leadership. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4021 "2023-02-05T01:50:36Z")
That’s correct, Mister Chekov; what is now required is a feat of linguistic legerdemain — and a degree of intrepidity — before the Captain and Doctor McCoy freeze to death. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4022 "2023-02-05T03:58:55Z")
Was that a _medical_ opinion, Jim? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4023 "2023-02-05T12:23:30Z")
They were quite harmless, and they made me whole when I was maimed and dying — and, in my gratitude, I offered them the galaxy. They rejected me, and I condemned them to death. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=200) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=202)