# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4044 "2023-02-09T19:51:59Z")
[Worf] **We Do Not Discuss It With Outsiders.** [/Worf] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4045 "2023-02-11T00:03:19Z")
Too bad you’re not my boss anymore. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4046 "2023-02-11T01:54:06Z")
It was fun Oh my ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4047 "2023-02-11T02:10:00Z")
That’s what the poor fellow said. You see, he decided to travel back to the 22nd century — that’s my time — and he had the misfortune of meeting _me_. His clothes fit quite well, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4048 "2023-02-11T02:38:14Z")
Wyatt, tell me something seriously: which of these would look best on me naked? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4049 "2023-02-11T02:42:56Z")
Sounds like a working girl to me; I’ll stop by the office with a bottle of scotch, you can tell me all about her. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4050 "2023-02-11T14:23:31Z")
We are in law enforcement. Excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4051 "2023-02-11T18:46:11Z")
I suppose Julian has one, too. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4052 "2023-02-11T20:48:20Z")
Doesn’t love always begin that way? With the illusion being more real than the woman? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4053 "2023-02-12T22:26:56Z")
I feel like I’m on vacation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4054 "2023-02-12T22:31:21Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4055 "2023-02-14T00:01:32Z")
Listen to me, little brother. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4056 "2023-02-14T01:46:31Z")
Let’s see: you’ve managed to get slapped by one woman, a drink thrown in your face by another, and alienated your two best friends; doing very well so far; the only thing left to avoid is — getting stabbed through the heart. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2023, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4057 "2023-02-14T23:55:13Z")
Now?! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4058 "2023-02-15T02:50:37Z")
The soufflé will either rise or it won’t. There’s not a damn thing you can do about it, so you might as well just sit back and wait and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4059 "2023-02-15T14:40:26Z")
Starfleet is so competitive. Once you’re an admiral, you hit a wall! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4060 "2023-02-15T14:44:55Z")
The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A very nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve very sad to leave. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4061 "2023-02-15T16:11:51Z")
I don’t know what’s going to happen to you out there; all I can tell you is that you’ve got to play the cards life deals you: sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but at least you’re in the game. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4062 "2023-02-15T16:15:03Z")
I’m trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4063 "2023-02-15T17:39:36Z")
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