# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4064 "2023-02-15T19:48:18Z")
Broccoli makes me nervous, Captain. He makes everybody nervous. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4065 "2023-02-15T20:05:20Z")
And I’m also quite blind. An equitable trade, doctor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4066 "2023-02-15T20:28:10Z")
With all due respect, Captain, you don’t know what you’re talking about. That is a common belief with no scientific basis — no doubt created by normal people who felt uncomfortable around the disabled. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4067 "2023-02-16T16:09:07Z")
Never get the house dressing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4068 "2023-02-16T20:52:33Z")
They needed salt to stay alive; there was no more salt. It’s the last one, the buffalo; there is no difference. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2023, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4069 "2023-02-17T23:17:00Z")
Who said anything about dying? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4070 "2023-02-18T14:16:31Z")
Well, like you always say: if something’s important, you _make_ the time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4071 "2023-02-19T00:04:37Z")
That wouldn’t be a wise wager. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4072 "2023-02-19T01:16:25Z")
Here in Vegas, there’s only one way to make sure you don’t lose any money: the moment you step off the plane, you walk right into the propellers. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4073 "2023-02-19T02:20:25Z")
Community leader - ha! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4074 "2023-02-19T03:28:55Z")
So, you’re the Commander of Deep Space Nine, and the Emissary to the Prophets: decorated combat officer, widower, father, mentor, and, oh, yes, _the man who started the war with the Dominion._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4075 "2023-02-19T04:18:29Z")
I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species. You can assure him that’s the truth, can’t you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4076 "2023-02-19T13:11:24Z")
That’s not the point; you’ve got to sell it. _Style,_ baby. _Style._ Make 'em believe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4077 "2023-02-19T15:09:30Z")
Why don’t you try a carrot instead? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4078 "2023-02-19T19:09:38Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4079 "2023-02-19T19:59:11Z")
Oh, so _that’s_ what this is all about: the fact that my fantasy happens to step on what you consider to be your private domain… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4080 "2023-02-20T19:19:00Z")
This is my bar and I’m gonna defend it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4081 "2023-02-20T19:37:39Z")
I am the Goddess of Empathy! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4082 "2023-02-20T19:56:42Z")
So am I, but you don’t see me busting up the joint. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4083 "2023-02-20T20:01:46Z")
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