# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4084 "2023-02-20T21:21:53Z")

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We did it, you and me. Put him right under the table!

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4085 "2023-02-20T21:47:26Z")

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She called you a hero? And for that you slugged your best friend?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4086 "2023-02-21T21:53:30Z")

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I hate parties.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4087 "2023-02-22T06:07:19Z")

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I know people: people with dough, high rollers; I could bring 'em into the casino…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4088 "2023-02-22T22:22:02Z")

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Exalt the fallen and commit them to the cosmos.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4089 "2023-02-23T01:30:49Z")

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I can safely say that to know him was to love him, and to love him was to know him.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4090 "2023-02-23T20:07:33Z")

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That is some delicate transporter work.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4091 "2023-02-23T20:17:13Z")

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I have determined how Moriarty was able to leave the holodeck: he never did; neither did we; none of this is real.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4092 "2023-02-24T16:05:10Z")

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What does firing gently even mean?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4093 "2023-02-24T16:07:47Z")

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What, does it make an alternate cinematic timeline that runs concurrent to our own but with, like, different people playing younger versions of us?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4094 "2023-02-24T18:37:15Z")

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You are erratic. Conflicted. Disorganized. Every decision is debated, every action questioned, every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony, cohesion, greatness. It will be your undoing.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4095 "2023-02-24T20:26:21Z")

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I successfully planted a command into the Borg collective consciousness, sir; it misdirected them to believe it was time to regenerate. In effect, I put them all to sleep.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4096 "2023-02-24T23:31:17Z")

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Are you supposed to just ‘sit’ here?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4097 "2023-02-25T00:26:30Z")

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Okay, but watch your caboose and dump the broad.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4098 "2023-02-25T15:09:12Z")

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Come in! Come in!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4099 "2023-02-25T16:10:40Z")

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Are you of The Body?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4100 "2023-02-26T02:30:15Z")

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In a sense. But who knows? Our reality may be very much like theirs; all this might be just be an elaborate simulation running inside a little device sitting on someone’s table.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4101 "2023-02-26T04:08:00Z")

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Another time, perhaps.

(Tuvok’s invariable response when Neelix would invite him to do something he didn’t want to do)

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4102 "2023-02-26T04:17:48Z")

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Mr. Scott, have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4103 "2023-02-26T04:25:59Z")

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It is revolting!

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