# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 206
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4104 "2023-02-26T05:41:33Z")
Your pulse is two hundred and forty two, your blood pressure is practically nonexistent – assuming you call that green stuff in your veins blood. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4105 "2023-02-26T12:10:43Z")
…like some ants, on some somewhat-larger-than-usual anthill. But I am not an insect; I am master of the universe, and I must claim my domain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4106 "2023-02-26T20:52:27Z")
You’re a hard man, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4107 "2023-02-26T21:34:53Z")
…i-it’s, it’s not _over_ between us, uh, Lwaxana; uh, um, you’re mine, and, uh, I, I will not let you go… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4108 "2023-02-26T22:14:43Z")
I’m Slowing Down. I Used To Run The Hundred In Record Time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4109 "2023-02-27T00:08:01Z")
Hey, man, I remember you back at the Academy: a stack of books with legs! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4110 "2023-02-27T15:16:20Z")
Done that already. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4111 "2023-02-27T16:15:08Z")
…it’s been four hundred years, but that little number still works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4112 "2023-02-28T20:06:47Z")
No discussion needed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4113 "2023-02-28T23:59:49Z")
Then who needs dinner? Why don’t I get it over with and kiss you right now? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4114 "2023-03-01T05:55:13Z")
Captain, incoming message from Star Fleet. It’s urgent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4115 "2023-03-01T14:20:54Z")
…exploring the galaxy, just as we are; the only difference is that they never leave their home. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4116 "2023-03-01T21:29:37Z")
We are horse-and-buggy compared to these things. We’re barely holding together as it is, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4117 "2023-03-01T21:42:46Z")
This does open some intriguing prospects, Captain; since the formula worked, we can go back in time, to any planet, any era. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4118 "2023-03-01T22:02:31Z")
Make it so! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4119 "2023-03-01T22:16:13Z")
That’s crazy! Who would send a probe hundreds of light years to talk to a whale? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4120 "2023-03-02T19:59:12Z")
You sent for me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4121 "2023-03-03T00:18:25Z")
…the thing is, even if I believed you, right, where you’re from, what I’ve done — which I _don’t,_ by the way — you’re still talking about beaming aboard the Enterprise while she’s traveling faster than light… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4122 "2023-03-03T03:06:11Z")
Danger… Gomtuu… Do not allow! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4123 "2023-03-03T15:05:19Z")
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