# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 207
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4124 "2023-03-03T16:38:20Z")
Captain’s Log, Stardate… I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4125 "2023-03-03T17:54:35Z")
If you’re going to work Vegas in the ’60s, you’d better know the score; otherwise, you’re going to look like a Clyde. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4126 "2023-03-03T18:16:50Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4127 "2023-03-03T19:39:27Z")
So, five-card stud, nothing wild. And the sky’s the limit. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4128 "2023-03-03T19:50:19Z")
Let me get this straight: you’re going to knock over the casino, and swipe a cool million from the mob? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4129 "2023-03-04T16:32:44Z")
You know, I’ve always thought that technology could solve almost any problem. It enhances the quality of our lives, lets us travel across the galaxy - even gave me my vision - but sometimes you just have to turn it all off. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4130 "2023-03-04T16:46:20Z")
…oh my god; I asked for a Holmes-type mystery with an opponent capable of defeating _Data._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4131 "2023-03-04T18:06:26Z")
Pinocchio is broken; its strings have been cut. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4132 "2023-03-05T09:42:28Z")
How do you get a rope around the neck of a shapeshifter? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4133 "2023-03-05T14:09:44Z")
I was thrown into the brig by a very unpleasant shapeshifter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4134 "2023-03-05T14:23:37Z")
You _solids._ You are so _impatient_. I thought we could sit here for a while; maybe go to a bar, have a pint, throw some darts… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4135 "2023-03-07T20:49:10Z")
You have to find Project Daedalus! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4136 "2023-03-07T23:43:24Z")
I have gathered the finest minds, the very best that mankind has to offer; we will repopulate, and start a new human race. Pity you won’t be able to join us. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4137 "2023-03-08T05:26:50Z")
Khaaaaaaaan! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4138 "2023-03-08T17:17:37Z")
Boy, don’t ever say that again — and especially not at your age! — in a world that’s not ready for such, such, _dangerous_ nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4139 "2023-03-08T22:35:55Z")
En Song told my ancestors of your Prime Directive, how we weren’t ready for your technology, your ideas. We know we’re not Starfleet but you don’t need a real ship to believe in what it stands for. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4140 "2023-03-08T22:36:02Z")
“Your arrival created this problem; your departure solves it.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4141 "2023-03-09T01:22:04Z")
It’s like the chicken and the egg, Will: the chicken and the egg! We think it started in the past, but it didn’t; it started right here, in the future! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4142 "2023-03-09T06:56:49Z")
“You’re through ducking me, Hill!” “COMPUTER, FREEZE PROGRAM!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4143 "2023-03-09T15:58:19Z")
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