# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4144 "2023-03-09T19:52:11Z")
You have acquired something of a reputation, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4145 "2023-03-09T21:31:18Z")
I always thought that was funny: the great, powerful Captain Kirk — who owes everything to some unknown alien scientist and a plundered laboratory. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4146 "2023-03-10T00:28:09Z")
“Nice to meet you, Pinocchio.” “…?” “…A joke.” “…Ah. Intriguing.” “You’re going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4147 "2023-03-10T01:52:12Z")
“I know what you’re thinking: _he has pretty sweet pipes, for a light bulb._” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4148 "2023-03-10T19:12:35Z")
You have only our thanks. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4149 "2023-03-10T21:14:52Z")
That action injured you, and saved me; I will not forget it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4150 "2023-03-11T00:06:36Z")
Yeah, about that… don’t quit your day job. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4151 "2023-03-11T00:25:44Z")
My teachers at school, all the kids, everyone used to say, _Tom Paris is going to do something important when he grows up._ Obviously, that . . . didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4152 "2023-03-11T04:00:40Z")
Hail, hail, fire and snow Call the angel, we will go Far away, for to see Friendly angel come to me ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4153 "2023-03-11T04:07:32Z")
In the heart. In the head. I won’t stay dead. Next time, I’ll do the same to you: I’ll kill you. And it goes on, the good old game of war: Pawn against pawn! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4154 "2023-03-11T06:27:28Z")
“I’m afraid.” “I knooooooow…” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4155 "2023-03-11T21:40:55Z")
Well, sir, we managed to transfer all the grain aboard, but it severely limits us. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4156 "2023-03-11T22:51:50Z")
Ain’t no big thing. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4157 "2023-03-12T01:02:04Z")
Gracie is pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4158 "2023-03-12T02:03:55Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4159 "2023-03-12T02:37:37Z")
Of course: a nice, soft, painless lie… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4160 "2023-03-12T03:29:11Z")
When are you going to stop talking and _shoot_ him already? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4161 "2023-03-12T18:02:19Z")
It’s always life or death, Jean-Luc. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4162 "2023-03-12T18:16:43Z")
I can’t live out my days as that person. That man is bereft of passion… and imagination! That is not who I am! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4163 "2023-03-13T15:10:37Z")
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