# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 209
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4164 "2023-03-13T15:45:03Z")
And when I arrive at the gates of the Divine Treasury, the Registrar will accept my bribe and usher me inside; and do you know why? Because I died exactly the way I lived - as a Ferengi! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4165 "2023-03-13T17:07:23Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4166 "2023-03-14T18:46:39Z")
A concept you should be very familiar with; _my_ people, on the other hand, don’t care about ‘honor’. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4167 "2023-03-14T20:45:13Z")
Still working on repairs. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4168 "2023-03-15T03:20:20Z")
I know this ship like the back of my hand. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4169 "2023-03-15T06:59:30Z")
Father…? My God, don’t DO this to me! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4170 "2023-03-15T13:33:10Z")
In the last couple of centuries, we’ve always managed to use new technologies wisely; I’m confident this time won’t be any different. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4171 "2023-03-15T13:39:44Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > It’s…it’s…it’s _green_. I’m not saying that that’s one of my many passwords but I’m not not saying it either. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4172 "2023-03-15T14:56:07Z")
I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4173 "2023-03-15T19:46:24Z")
Earth to Spock! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4174 "2023-03-15T20:48:32Z")
Admiral, if we go by the book, like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4175 "2023-03-18T03:56:46Z")
Admiral… David is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4176 "2023-03-18T17:24:07Z")
You’re not an ordinary human, you’re a starship captain, and you’ve stepped into scandal. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4177 "2023-03-19T00:31:47Z")
We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… Human. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4178 "2023-03-19T00:48:40Z")
We would have preferred an _interactive_ Spock, who could have responded to questions. But this will have to suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4179 "2023-03-19T03:11:09Z")
“Shore leave,” Admiral. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4180 "2023-03-19T12:11:17Z")
“Excuse me, I’m just finishing up a speech–for you, Mr. Spock. I rather enjoy writing. I don’t get to do it very often in this job.” “Perhaps you would be happier in another job.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4181 "2023-03-19T20:35:25Z")
Guys, we have a development. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4182 "2023-03-19T20:41:09Z")
I know that; I haven’t _completely_ lost my mind, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4183 "2023-03-19T23:06:35Z")
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