# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/402 "2014-10-04T02:02:19Z")
Your behavior is arrested! ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/403 "2014-10-04T03:29:04Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Your behavior is arrested! I haven’t been arrested in my whole life! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/404 "2014-10-04T12:25:18Z")
He’s like an animal, a thoughtless, brutal animal, and yet it’s me. Me. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/405 "2014-10-04T13:58:47Z")
We’ve both been pretending too long. Let’s stop pretending. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/406 "2014-10-04T14:26:23Z")
And you’ll have what you’ve always wanted…a bleach blond in a red convertible on Planet Schwartz. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/407 "2014-10-04T15:04:15Z")
At least I lived long enough to hear that! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/408 "2014-10-04T15:18:43Z")
(^ Nice ::big thumbs-up smiley:: ) BIP: I know what time it is. I don’t need a bloomin’ cuckoo clock. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/409 "2014-10-04T16:39:09Z")
I didn’t _ask_ ya t’check the _board_, lad! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/410 "2014-10-04T17:28:27Z")
All systems automated and ready. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/411 "2014-10-04T19:59:13Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > All systems automated and ready. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. And you’ve got the _gall_ to make love to that girl! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/412 "2014-10-04T20:27:56Z")
Data, there are times when I envy you. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/413 "2014-10-04T20:47:46Z")
Includaling the kiddalies? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/414 "2014-10-04T22:42:04Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > And you’ve got the _gall_ to make love to that girl! :mad: Stay out of this. We’re fighting over a woman. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/415 "2014-10-04T22:42:57Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Stay out of this. We’re fighting over a woman. No, you’re not. For she is not. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/416 "2014-10-04T22:51:22Z")
Oh, Tripp… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/417 "2014-10-04T22:57:22Z")
I’ll have a matrix for you in a minute! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/418 "2014-10-04T23:02:46Z")
_Warning! This is a plot complication_ _Warning! This is a plot complication_ _Warning! This is a plot complication_ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/419 "2014-10-04T23:04:51Z")
Your logic was impeccable. We are in grave danger! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/420 "2014-10-04T23:10:11Z")
You didn’t think I had it in me, did you, Spock? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/421 "2014-10-04T23:26:03Z")
No, sir. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=22)