# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 211
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4204 "2023-03-23T16:13:41Z")
Respectfully, sir, I’m not sure– ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4205 "2023-03-23T18:41:17Z")
I think I’m aware of your opinion, Commander; this is a _briefing._ I’m not seeking your consent. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4206 "2023-03-23T19:08:51Z")
Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4207 "2023-03-23T20:29:11Z")
If you guys screw up, I’m the one who winds up buried in the desert. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4208 "2023-03-23T20:49:12Z")
All the varieties of land and weather known to Earth within a few hours’ walk. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4209 "2023-03-23T22:20:45Z")
I happen to be a firm believer in Rule of Acquisition Number 285: “No good deed ever goes unpunished!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4210 "2023-03-24T01:12:56Z")
So what we do is, we help one guy take over the planet: he pulls the strings, and then we pull his. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4211 "2023-03-24T16:25:34Z")
He bathed, now he’s roaming the ship. He must be the only engineer in Starfleet who doesn’t _go_ to _engineering_! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4212 "2023-03-24T16:36:10Z")
Sure I remember the Alamo. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4213 "2023-03-24T21:23:20Z")
“We must inform Starfleet Command.” “Inform them of what?! A new weapon that is invisible? Raving lunatics, that’s what they’ll call us. They’ll say we’re so desperate to exonerate the captain that we’ll say anything.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4214 "2023-03-25T12:22:04Z")
This assumption underlies everything that we hold dear. But that belief has been questioned in recent years — not only by the circles of science and philosophy, but by common people as well! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4215 "2023-03-25T15:17:31Z")
Fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4216 "2023-03-25T15:24:51Z")
Nothing disagrees with me more than having to put theories into practical use. But there’s no choice, so pay attention to what we’re doing here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4217 "2023-03-25T20:53:14Z")
More? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4218 "2023-03-25T21:09:47Z")
I’ve thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4219 "2023-03-25T21:36:58Z")
Please. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4220 "2023-03-25T22:51:46Z")
I…um…yes. Can I get a towel, please? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4221 "2023-03-26T00:32:54Z")
I _hate_ this! It is _revolting!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4222 "2023-03-26T00:57:30Z")
I guess this whole experience has left me feeling a little overwhelmed: flying at warp ten, evolving into a new life form, mating, having alien offspring… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4223 "2023-03-26T21:11:16Z")
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