# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4244 "2023-04-02T15:47:19Z")
I feel like hell! I’ve forgotten my next line! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4245 "2023-04-02T16:05:44Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4246 "2023-04-02T19:57:48Z")
You have beaten me countless times. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4247 "2023-04-02T21:19:03Z")
A _very_ little joke, Ensign. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4248 "2023-04-02T21:22:47Z")
_“Take my Worf . . . please.”_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4249 "2023-04-02T23:10:00Z")
“‘To be or not to be,’ that is the question that preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. We need breathing room!” “Earth, Hitler, 1938.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4250 "2023-04-03T00:48:02Z")
“I’m perfectly happy here.” “What _here?_ There is no _here._ Don’t you get it? This is nowhere.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4251 "2023-04-03T04:36:28Z")
Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I’m gonna miss you. You had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4252 "2023-04-03T20:41:36Z")
Forget it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4253 "2023-04-04T03:11:40Z")
Commander, if you’d been there when we liberated that camp… If you’d seen what we saw… All those Bajoran bodies, battered… brutalized! Do you know what Cardassian policy was? Oh, I’m not even talking about the murders. Murder was just the end of the fun for them. First came the humiliation! Mothers raped in front of their children. Husbands beaten until their wives didn’t recognize them. Old people buried alive because they _couldn’t work anymore!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4254 "2023-04-04T12:40:35Z")
All I can say is — “_WOW!_” What about you, Mister Vulcan? Isn’t that just — “_WOW‽_” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4255 "2023-04-04T18:14:18Z")
It is not logical that you are Surak. There is no fact, extrapolation of fact, or theory, which would make possible. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4256 "2023-04-04T22:03:01Z")
Another time, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4257 "2023-04-04T22:11:23Z")
But I don’t like my nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4258 "2023-04-05T03:05:29Z")
“Baseball? What is this?” “I was afraid you’d ask that.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4259 "2023-04-05T05:00:29Z")
There, there, my dear captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4260 "2023-04-05T20:42:19Z")
I need your advice. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4261 "2023-04-05T21:15:19Z")
You stay here, you’re going to die: not all at once, but little by little. Eventually you’ll become as hollow as I am. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4262 "2023-04-06T21:19:57Z")
I have a curious nature. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4263 "2023-04-07T10:00:45Z")
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