# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4264 "2023-04-07T14:54:03Z")
Half my crew is gone, but I’m trying to hang on. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4265 "2023-04-07T18:45:47Z")
The chain of command is often a noose. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4266 "2023-04-07T20:17:30Z")
Then there was the one about the girl in the nudist colony, that nothing looked good on? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4267 "2023-04-07T21:14:49Z")
That will be sufficient, Mr Data. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4268 "2023-04-07T22:44:19Z")
You pompous ass! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4269 "2023-04-08T10:34:57Z")
As of this moment, you couldn’t get a job as a singing busboy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4270 "2023-04-09T19:58:04Z")
Where’s your sense of adventure? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4271 "2023-04-09T20:12:42Z")
Out front, I suppose. What the hell difference does it make? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4272 "2023-04-10T02:35:48Z")
Perhaps something in satin? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4273 "2023-04-10T14:02:30Z")
As I suspected, it is not a malfunction. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4274 "2023-04-10T14:08:52Z")
So, without _understanding_ humor, I have somehow _mastered_ it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4275 "2023-04-10T14:47:30Z")
Whatever it is you two are reciting, I wish you’d stop! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4276 "2023-04-11T11:58:29Z")
With my words, I’ll make you hear such ugliness as Spock saw when he looked at Kollos with his naked eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4277 "2023-04-11T18:26:27Z")
We did it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4278 "2023-04-11T23:28:23Z")
For those of us keeping score, Harry Kim has fallen for a hologram, a Borg, the wrong twin, and now the dearly departed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4279 "2023-04-12T18:13:20Z")
It means you have a thesaurus. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4280 "2023-04-12T19:27:21Z")
Your ambush would be more successful if you bathed more often. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4281 "2023-04-13T20:04:17Z")
I am less than an hour away from a battle simulation, and I have to hand-hold an android. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4282 "2023-04-14T04:49:34Z")
Don’t apologize; it’s been the highlight of _my_ day. _Don’t_ do it again. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4283 "2023-04-14T15:27:37Z")
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