# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 215
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4284 "2023-04-14T15:55:31Z")
No; resume your disorder. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4285 "2023-04-14T18:13:32Z")
I must protest, Sir! I am NOT a “Merry Man.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4286 "2023-04-15T02:57:06Z")
“I could use a shower.” “…” “…Yes.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4287 "2023-04-15T19:46:13Z")
You should be in your quarters. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4288 "2023-04-16T03:06:25Z")
Well… go ahead! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4289 "2023-04-16T19:45:59Z")
You’d like that: a manly scar above your eye, _‘Chakotay, the Maquis Mauler.’_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4290 "2023-04-16T20:35:10Z")
In this one’s case, Kirk Captain, this one is still an eggling. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4291 "2023-04-16T20:43:01Z")
You soured the milk! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4292 "2023-04-16T22:29:35Z")
My uniform probably tastes better. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4293 "2023-04-17T14:42:55Z")
Who needs rational when your toes curl? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4294 "2023-04-17T15:27:07Z")
Without Q, Isaac Newton would have died forgotten in a Liverpool debtor’s prison, a suspect in several prostitute murders. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4295 "2023-04-17T17:38:15Z")
The ship was built for combat performance, Harry, not for musical performance. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4296 "2023-04-17T19:34:01Z")
You need to talk to him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4297 "2023-04-17T20:01:48Z")
I got work to do; if I don’t get these books in order, Uncle Sam’s going to come down on me like a ton of bricks! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4298 "2023-04-17T20:14:49Z")
Actually, there’s no universe outside. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4299 "2023-04-17T23:52:04Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4300 "2023-04-18T01:15:27Z")
I think we should boldly get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4301 "2023-04-18T01:48:21Z")
Make it so, ensign. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4302 "2023-04-18T05:25:09Z")
If you have some time one day, maybe you can teach me how to bunt. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4303 "2023-04-18T20:01:03Z")
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