# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 217
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4324 "2023-04-23T16:23:40Z")
Please tell me what you’re feeling. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4325 "2023-04-23T21:34:20Z")
And after that, I suppose you’ll expect me to kiss you! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4326 "2023-04-24T14:12:44Z")
Don’t fight me, Janice. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4327 "2023-04-24T19:19:53Z")
When did you two become friends? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4328 "2023-04-25T00:14:42Z")
It goes back to the old neighborhood, when we were kids; I used to beat him at stickball. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4329 "2023-04-25T18:53:43Z")
Would you look at that? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4330 "2023-04-26T10:30:31Z")
Isn’t that what makes America great? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4331 "2023-04-26T14:01:57Z")
Just like that, Tuvix is born! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4332 "2023-04-26T14:16:21Z")
I feel as though I’ve been handed a weapon, sent into a room, and told to shoot a stranger. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4333 "2023-04-27T01:24:29Z")
You’re through ducking me, Hill! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4334 "2023-04-27T13:23:32Z")
He _tasks_ me. He _tasks_ me, and I shall have him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4335 "2023-04-27T19:31:34Z")
Do you guys like Italian? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4336 "2023-04-27T20:12:14Z")
You green-blooded, inhuman…! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4337 "2023-04-28T13:44:39Z")
It’s simple: you take one beautiful, happily married filly, add the possibility of her giving birth to a foal, and what’s that leave you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4338 "2023-04-28T15:40:22Z")
This is my uncle’s barn in Idaho. I took this horse out for a ride 11 years ago on a spring day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4339 "2023-04-28T16:27:15Z")
When it comes to figuring out temporal paradoxes, my advice is: don’t even try. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4340 "2023-04-28T17:24:31Z")
Don’t worry boys - your secret’s safe with me. I’ll send a shuttle to pick you up. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4341 "2023-04-28T18:10:16Z")
She urged me on into outer space. Not that she meant to, but with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging… Well, I think of her constantly. And every time I do, I go further out into space. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4342 "2023-04-28T19:01:30Z")
I can see it now: the lonely little girl befriended by empathetic aliens who teach her how to smile. It’s enough to make you go out and buy a television set. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4343 "2023-04-28T23:50:19Z")
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