# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 218
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4344 "2023-04-29T00:18:55Z")
Mankind has no need for gods. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4345 "2023-04-29T15:52:01Z")
You’ve restored my father’s faith. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4346 "2023-04-29T18:13:38Z")
If you would clarify, Minister: to what disadvantage are you referring? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4347 "2023-04-30T19:23:20Z")
The doctor values his privacy. He would be quite upset if an armed away team interrupted him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4348 "2023-04-30T19:51:18Z")
He’s not the same stick in the mud any more; the cat can _swing._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4349 "2023-04-30T21:33:18Z")
You two still making the music? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4350 "2023-04-30T22:35:38Z")
I’ve been a newsie; cut fish at a cannery; heck, I’ve even been an oyster pirate. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4351 "2023-05-01T16:34:04Z")
The torque sensors are out of alignment. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4352 "2023-05-01T16:46:29Z")
Captain, you are an excellent starship commander — but as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4353 "2023-05-01T18:28:31Z")
Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4354 "2023-05-01T19:04:48Z")
I don’t know who or what _Darmok_ and _Jalad_ are, but I certainly didn’t come here to start a war. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4355 "2023-05-02T03:24:19Z")
I Have HAD Enough of YOU! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4356 "2023-05-02T13:16:33Z")
You think I wanna go to the stars? _I don’t even like to fly._ I take _trains_. I built this ship so that I could retire to some tropical island filled with naked women; _that’s_ Zefram Cochrane; _that’s_ his vision. This other guy you keep talking about, this historical figure, I never met him. I can’t imagine I ever will. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4357 "2023-05-02T18:14:23Z")
Borg? Sounds Swedish. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4358 "2023-05-02T18:54:38Z")
A cage is a cage, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4359 "2023-05-02T21:05:15Z")
For the last time: Could You be Mistaken? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4360 "2023-05-03T01:32:46Z")
Mister Seven, I want to believe you; I do! I know this world needs help. That’s why some of my generation are kind of crazy and rebels, you know: we wonder if we’re going to be alive when we’re thirty. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4361 "2023-05-03T02:24:47Z")
Third of Five. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4362 "2023-05-03T15:18:53Z")
You _lie!_ On Ceti Alpha Five there was _life,_ a fair chance! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4363 "2023-05-03T15:28:22Z")
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