# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4364 "2023-05-03T22:55:43Z")

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My whole life, I have never known a moment without fear.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4365 "2023-05-04T03:07:19Z")

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We synthesized a serum from his… super blood. Tell me, are you feeling homicidal, power-mad, despotic?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4366 "2023-05-04T04:37:51Z")

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Pardon me, could you please continue the “petty bickering”? I find it quite intriguing!

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4367 "2023-05-04T13:38:42Z")

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If she were not dead, I would kill her!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4368 "2023-05-04T20:08:29Z")

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It sounds like betrayal. But with clapping.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4369 "2023-05-05T10:05:27Z")

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_“Ye cannae change the laws of physics,”_ I told him, but he wouldn’t believe me, so I had to come up with a new engine start-up routine.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4370 "2023-05-05T18:39:17Z")

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Mr. Scott, the word is given.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4371 "2023-05-05T22:22:08Z")

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Sir, I intercepted and translated the message myself.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4372 "2023-05-06T01:35:59Z")

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The sheer fucking hubris.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4373 "2023-05-06T01:49:08Z")

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Say, maybe you and I could go into business together, selling your horseless carriage and all: you invent them, I sell them.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4374 "2023-05-06T03:18:44Z")

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I’ll explain it to you later.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4375 "2023-05-06T03:25:07Z")

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Maltz, cho’I’chu!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4376 "2023-05-06T17:59:58Z")

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Never mind.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4377 "2023-05-06T19:41:47Z")

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I hate that _fucking_ hospitality hologram.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4378 "2023-05-06T19:50:58Z")

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What did you say?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4379 "2023-05-07T01:30:00Z")

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First things first; remove your boots.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4380 "2023-05-07T20:57:08Z")

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You’ll probably never see me again. But if you do… be ready.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4381 "2023-05-07T22:04:21Z")

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The Enterprise is now helpless, stuck like an Earth insect in amber while its bridge crew plays out a game whose real intent is to test if their first officer is worthy of the greatest gift the Q can offer.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4382 "2023-05-08T01:45:10Z")

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That was low and away! What were you doing; REGENERATING?!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4383 "2023-05-08T15:45:01Z")

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He saved my life, captain; I should be lying dead in there, not him.

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