# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/422 "2014-10-05T00:35:25Z")
It’s quite all right dear, because I don’t believe in you, either. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/423 "2014-10-05T00:41:00Z")
Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/424 "2014-10-05T01:23:35Z")
“Does it make a good mix with Scotch?”…“It should”…“I’ll let you know.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/425 "2014-10-05T01:25:17Z")
You know, I’m glad you’re an engineer. With tact like that, you’d make a lousy psychiatrist. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/426 "2014-10-05T01:56:08Z")
There IS no “third planet”! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/427 "2014-10-05T02:32:20Z")
Don’t you think I know that!? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/428 "2014-10-05T03:48:57Z")
We’re stronger _with_ you than _without_ you! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/429 "2014-10-05T16:47:06Z")
[one eyebrow raised] ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/430 "2014-10-05T16:59:53Z")
You’re bluffing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/431 "2014-10-05T19:11:09Z")
Oochy-woochy coochy-coo, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/432 "2014-10-05T20:20:20Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > You’re bluffing. Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/433 "2014-10-05T20:53:00Z")
No … I don’t suppose they do. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/434 "2014-10-05T21:04:58Z")
…And regards to Captain Dunsel. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/435 "2014-10-05T22:18:17Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > …And regards to Captain Dunsel. Yeah, I never liked that message. StarFleet is the one that put the M5 on the Enterprise in the first place, not Kirk. He was just following orders. And then the other captain dumps on Kirk? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/436 "2014-10-05T22:48:03Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Yeah, I never liked that message. StarFleet is the one that put the M5 on the Enterprise in the first place, not Kirk. He was just following orders. And then the other captain dumps on Kirk? :dubious: Listen to the tone of voice in which he delivered that line. I think he was lamenting that they were all headed for the ash heap of history. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/437 "2014-10-05T22:53:36Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Listen to the tone of voice in which he delivered that line. I think he was lamenting that they were all headed for the ash heap of history. ☹ Granted. But the facial expressions look like they are blaming Kirk. I never forget a face. (Khan quote, too. Double dumbass on me!!!) ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/438 "2014-10-05T23:05:28Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > I think he was lamenting that they were all headed for the ash heap of history. ☹ …Especially the Redshirt that Scotty told to unplug M5. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/439 "2014-10-05T23:37:53Z")
He simply … got in the way! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/440 "2014-10-05T23:42:03Z")
…And how long will it be before all of us simply get in the way? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/441 "2014-10-05T23:49:34Z")
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