# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 220
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4384 "2023-05-08T17:18:33Z")
He’s dead already! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4385 "2023-05-08T21:44:26Z")
Get your hands off of him, Spock! He’s finished. He’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4386 "2023-05-09T06:22:48Z")
Well, by all means. Will _one_ runabout be enough? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4387 "2023-05-09T23:07:46Z")
Temba, with his arms wide. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4388 "2023-05-09T23:23:30Z")
I need a big-brained engineer who can help me extrude some plasma… and run some tests. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4389 "2023-05-09T23:58:23Z")
“It will be glorious!” “It will be war!” “No!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4390 "2023-05-10T00:06:52Z")
It would be _unprofessional._ Besides, performing is my life; it’s what I do; I got to get out there and swing, otherwise I’m just another clyde in a tux. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4391 "2023-05-10T16:17:41Z")
You’ll be wearing concrete galoshes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4392 "2023-05-10T17:40:03Z")
I think of this project as very important. It is _you_ I take lightly. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4393 "2023-05-10T21:03:15Z")
Thank the good ol’ Prime Directive. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4394 "2023-05-11T02:48:46Z")
You’re onboard the _Enterprise,_ captain. 1701-D. You have traveled 27 years into the future. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4395 "2023-05-11T09:34:07Z")
Oh. Well, what are you guys around here, anyway? FBI? Some kind of government agents, huh? Very groovy… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4396 "2023-05-11T14:59:46Z")
I have never questioned the orders or the intelligence of any representative of the Federation. Until now. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4397 "2023-05-11T19:59:28Z")
I don’t get out often. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4398 "2023-05-11T20:45:49Z")
It’s as if I were to say to you, _“Juliet, on her balcony.”_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4399 "2023-05-11T21:00:47Z")
“You’re familiar with this life form?” “Yes. My people encountered them a century ago. They destroyed our cities, scattered my people across the galaxy. They’re called the Borg. Protect yourself, captain, or they’ll destroy you.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4400 "2023-05-11T21:28:01Z")
[flamboyantly] Oh, how absolutely typical of your species: you don’t understand something, so you become fearful. Now, do let me anticipate your next question… [/flamboyantly] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4401 "2023-05-12T17:09:42Z")
You can read our transponder codes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4402 "2023-05-12T18:54:08Z")
Your vessel, your beginning. All that you knew is gone. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4403 "2023-05-12T18:58:08Z")
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