# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 222
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4424 "2023-05-17T23:03:39Z")
Oh, you know I got this. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4425 "2023-05-17T23:44:27Z")
No, I was thinking, Bela, _you_ would be the top boss; Krako, you’d be his lieutenant. The rest of you — I don’t want any trouble from the rest of you, because you’ll have to answer to the Federation; we’ll be back every year, to collect our cut. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4426 "2023-05-18T17:55:27Z")
“I shall endeavor to become more cynical with each passing day, look gift horses squarely in the mouth, and find clouds in every silver lining.” “If only you meant it.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4427 "2023-05-18T18:06:51Z")
Highly illogical. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4428 "2023-05-18T19:30:17Z")
You bet your pointed ears I am! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4429 "2023-05-19T11:51:40Z")
Giving up our values in the name of security is to lose the battle in advance. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4430 "2023-05-19T12:14:43Z")
I will simply kill somebody else; _him,_ perhaps. It doesn’t matter; their blood will be on your hands too, just like poor Varria’s. Your only alternative, Data, is to fire. Murder me: that’s all you have to do. Go ahead. Fire. If only you could feel rage over Varria’s death. If only you could feel the need for revenge, then maybe you could fire. But you’re just an android; you can’t feel anything, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4431 "2023-05-19T15:27:32Z")
A lot of kick for a '45 Dom. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4432 "2023-05-20T10:03:35Z")
And that is all that remains of the Hur’q-- the great plunderers of the galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4433 "2023-05-20T22:41:53Z")
They should try leading my life for a day; the hospitality industry isn’t for the faint-hearted. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4434 "2023-05-21T06:11:55Z")
Dialysis?! What is this, the Dark Ages? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4435 "2023-05-21T11:47:49Z")
I could give you a night that would light fire in your dreams until you die, and you would reject me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4436 "2023-05-21T18:22:44Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4437 "2023-05-21T19:44:03Z")
I couldn’t disagree with you more. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4438 "2023-05-21T21:31:49Z")
‘If killing five people saves ten, it’s a bargain’ — is that your simple logic, Mister Spock? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4439 "2023-05-22T08:57:47Z")
“Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk, request computer access. Computer, destruct sequence 1, code 1-1-A.” “Computer, this is Commander Montgomery Scott, chief engineering officer. Destruct sequence 2, code 1-1-A-2-B.” “Computer, this is Commander Pavel Chekov, acting science officer. Destruct sequence 3, code 1-B-2-B-3.” “DESTRUCT SEQUENCE COMPLETED AND ENGAGED. AWAITING FINAL CODE FOR ONE-MINUTE COUNTDOWN.” “Code… 0-0-0-Destruct-0.” “DESTRUCT SEQUENCE IS ACTIVATED.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4440 "2023-05-22T10:01:28Z")
[“This is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the Enterprise. Aaaaard klaxxon leeeeess blahj blanachh leekaneek. Aaaaard krasulaaa; rassss trassss trasulaaaah.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=exK5E05wZy8) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4441 "2023-05-22T15:30:19Z")
Do you think the wings are too big? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4442 "2023-05-22T16:53:13Z")
No self-respecting Englishman would. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4443 "2023-05-23T00:34:54Z")
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