# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 223
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4444 "2023-05-23T01:14:26Z")
You just spent the entire night arguing grand unification theories with Albert Einstein! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4445 "2023-05-23T14:16:28Z")
Wolf 359 was an inside job! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4446 "2023-05-23T14:31:27Z")
Riker will assume we have made this analysis; and, knowing that we know his methods, he will alter them. But, knowing that we know that he knows that we know, he might choose to return to his usual pattern. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4447 "2023-05-23T21:22:21Z")
Uh, I’m sorry. I gotta be honest. I didn’t join Starfleet to get in phaser fights. I signed up to explore, to be out in space, making new discoveries and peaceful diplomatic solutions. _That’s_ boldly going. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4448 "2023-05-24T04:43:24Z")
Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4449 "2023-05-24T12:35:42Z")
Was that funny? Accessing. Ah: _Burns and Allen, Roxy Theatre, New York City, 1932._ It still works! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4450 "2023-05-24T14:28:01Z")
SHUT OFF THAT DAMN NOISE! Go to Yellow Alert. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4451 "2023-05-24T15:53:40Z")
One Warp Core Breach, Coming Right Up! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4452 "2023-05-24T18:08:39Z")
“Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?” “You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4453 "2023-05-24T18:43:14Z")
What’s wrong with that? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4454 "2023-05-24T19:41:39Z")
Duras: “This is not your world, human. You do not command here.” Picard: “I’m not here to command.” Duras: “Then you must be ready to fight. Something Starfleet does not teach you.” Picard: “You may test that assumption at your convenience.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4455 "2023-05-24T20:00:59Z")
I do not want to command the Enterprise — but if it should befall me, I suggest you remember that my operatives would avenge my death, and some of them are Vulcans. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4456 "2023-05-25T18:53:31Z")
Do you like engineering? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4457 "2023-05-25T18:59:30Z")
Worf: “I am a KLINGON! If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged!” Kurn: “Now that is the response of a Klingon. A response I would expect from my older brother.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4458 "2023-05-25T21:37:20Z")
Yes, well, it would pose an extremely complex problem in logic, Mr. Spock. Excuse me. I sometimes expect too much of you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4459 "2023-05-26T02:28:19Z")
Double dumbass on you! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4460 "2023-05-26T14:19:03Z")
I have this crazy theory… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4461 "2023-05-26T19:52:20Z")
Sir, it’s on a precise heading for Earth. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4462 "2023-05-27T00:35:24Z")
If we hurry, maybe we can catch the Clark Gable movie at the Orpheum. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4463 "2023-05-27T01:17:18Z")
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