# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4464 "2023-05-28T00:04:54Z")
Your race would learn our power of illusion and destroy itself, too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4465 "2023-05-28T03:08:10Z")
Scotch. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4466 "2023-05-28T15:07:56Z")
It is. But I’m not a bartender. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4467 "2023-05-28T18:12:19Z")
How come you never gave [Worf] prune juice? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4468 "2023-05-29T00:03:12Z")
You of all people should know, Cadet Kirk: _‘a captain cannot cheat death.’_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4469 "2023-05-29T15:10:47Z")
I was hatched ready. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4470 "2023-05-29T22:12:20Z")
That’s because it’s not that hard; the girl already likes you, that means you’re halfway home. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4471 "2023-05-29T23:04:16Z")
Precisely, Captain, and in a manner of speaking, we have given the people of Vaal the apple, the knowledge of good and evil if you will, as a result of which they too have been driven out of paradise. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4472 "2023-05-29T23:10:03Z")
The problem with the Nazis wasn’t simply that their leaders were evil, psychotic men; they _ **were** ,_ but the main problem, I think, was the ‘Leader’ principle. ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4473 "2023-05-29T23:26:15Z")
We’re now traveling faster than is possible for normal space. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4474 "2023-05-29T23:34:32Z")
Captain, we’re passing warp ten! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2023, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4475 "2023-05-29T23:39:12Z")
So, we’ve managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one onboard was injured, and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is underway. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4476 "2023-05-30T13:51:14Z")
I’m afraid you misunderstand me. I’m not attacking the Dominion fleet, I’m joining it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4477 "2023-05-30T14:46:48Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4478 "2023-05-30T15:35:14Z")
In a way. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4479 "2023-05-30T16:50:17Z")
We have a flop. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4480 "2023-05-31T18:44:32Z")
Seventeen more out! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4481 "2023-05-31T18:51:33Z")
Good tea. Nice house. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4482 "2023-06-01T13:18:20Z")
Here begins the act of combat for possession of the woman, T’Pring! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4483 "2023-06-01T18:37:13Z")
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