# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 225
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4484 "2023-06-01T19:43:01Z")
“I can’t believe I’ve come millions of miles…” “Thousands.” “Thousands of miles…” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4485 "2023-06-02T19:54:38Z")
Hip, hip, hoorah. And I believe it’s pronounced, tally-ho. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4486 "2023-06-02T20:10:20Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4487 "2023-06-03T05:14:37Z")
Who’s been holding up the damned elevator? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4488 "2023-06-03T15:15:44Z")
There are certain things men must do to remain men. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4489 "2023-06-03T19:10:40Z")
I would require a Klingon woman for… companionship. Earth females are too fragile. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4490 "2023-06-03T19:45:18Z")
Sounds like he hates it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4491 "2023-06-03T22:23:53Z")
I can’t! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4492 "2023-06-03T22:53:51Z")
I’ve never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I’ve never been able to forgive them for the death of my boy. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4493 "2023-06-04T00:17:21Z")
THIS _ha’BI’dah_ should have been fed to the dogs! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4494 "2023-06-04T00:49:13Z")
But that was a bargain with something that didn’t exist; you said you weren’t real, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4495 "2023-06-04T03:41:12Z")
_Heil Fuhrer!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4496 "2023-06-04T10:36:46Z")
…that’s in Jersey, right? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4497 "2023-06-04T19:30:45Z")
You’re not actually gonna do this, are you? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2023, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4498 "2023-06-04T23:02:16Z")
You gave your girlfriend a _tracking device?_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4499 "2023-06-05T00:11:22Z")
Are you surprised to find that I’ve read Byron, Doctor? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4500 "2023-06-05T00:12:13Z")
“I have never before met a Vulcan, Mr. Spock.” “Nor I a work of art, madam.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4501 "2023-06-05T11:03:54Z")
I’m sure that’s what you told that blue-skinned fellow I just saw, before you brought him here to serve you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4502 "2023-06-05T18:34:27Z")
I was hatched ready. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4503 "2023-06-06T20:57:13Z")
Curious sensation, actually. Not much pain. Shock, certainly, at the sight of serrated metal sticking through my chest. A certain giddy warmth. In fact I do actually remember that I laughed out loud. Well, it pierced my heart, of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=224) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=226)