# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2023, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4524 "2023-06-13T13:45:14Z")
Festival! _Festival!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2023, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4525 "2023-06-13T20:40:29Z")
Let me guess. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4526 "2023-06-14T06:24:02Z")
Well, if you’re giving me a _choice…_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4527 "2023-06-14T21:09:21Z")
I just wanted to fly under the radar! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4528 "2023-06-14T21:12:03Z")
“Aye, aye, sir.” “One ‘aye’ is sufficient acknowledgement, ensign.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4529 "2023-06-15T13:05:16Z")
“Now, if you’ll permit me, I’ll continue my character assassination unimpeded.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4530 "2023-06-15T18:54:12Z")
Within two days. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4531 "2023-06-16T15:03:43Z")
It is now three days ago, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4532 "2023-06-16T19:34:41Z")
You got lucky. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4533 "2023-06-17T14:36:58Z")
Only temporarily, Captain; you see, I had orders to _‘self-destruct’_ too. Slow poison: quite painless, actually, but there’s no known antidote. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4534 "2023-06-17T20:02:41Z")
Did you know that after the battle of ChaKana, there was so much blood in the air, the rain turned red? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2023, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4535 "2023-06-17T20:32:48Z")
How does it feel to be back on the Enterprise bridge? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4536 "2023-06-18T01:55:03Z")
Those were the first words duty required you to say to me, and you said them; you’re covered. Now, suppose we go on to the next subject. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4537 "2023-06-18T04:24:58Z")
I suspect you’re becoming more and more human all the time. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4538 "2023-06-18T06:25:43Z")
I would like the ship to go. Now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4539 "2023-06-18T15:03:47Z")
Sorry. I changed my mind. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4540 "2023-06-18T17:18:03Z")
What does god need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4541 "2023-06-18T19:10:43Z")
“You had this-- a phaser-- the whole time and you didn’t use it?” “Swords are fun.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4542 "2023-06-18T20:04:33Z")
I heard this platform’s been approved for bio-transport. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4543 "2023-06-18T21:44:58Z")
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