# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 228
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4544 "2023-06-19T00:24:56Z")
“You took my last chip, Worf! The least you could do is smile.” “Smiling would break his concentration.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4545 "2023-06-19T03:42:55Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4546 "2023-06-19T11:04:42Z")
Then, as I am half-human, your record remains untarnished. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4547 "2023-06-19T14:24:57Z")
Oh, okay. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4548 "2023-06-19T14:32:42Z")
Your vessel, your beginning. All that you knew is gone. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4549 "2023-06-19T14:48:33Z")
I know all about it, Willie; I read the newspaper. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4550 "2023-06-19T19:46:07Z")
The reason you haven’t heard of it, Mr. Scott, is because you haven’t discovered it yet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4551 "2023-06-19T20:34:50Z")
“Let me help.” A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He’ll recommend those three words even over “I love you.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4552 "2023-06-20T18:06:27Z")
“Is this shuttle prepped to fly?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4553 "2023-06-22T23:20:35Z")
…with a seemingly legitimate rod in one hand, and a dead senator in the other, I ask you, Captain: what conclusion would you draw? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4554 "2023-06-23T13:38:52Z")
Data, have you got a flush or a full house? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4555 "2023-06-23T14:34:32Z")
This is a new experience for me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4556 "2023-06-23T14:58:15Z")
Therefore: you, too, are a witch! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4557 "2023-06-24T13:10:27Z")
You’re bluffing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4558 "2023-06-24T13:18:43Z")
Commander, I remind you that you are under oath. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4559 "2023-06-24T13:20:08Z")
Perhaps you know Russian epic of Cinderella: _if shoe fits, wear it!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4560 "2023-06-24T15:37:48Z")
Very little, Ensign. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4561 "2023-06-24T16:25:26Z")
Now suppose…just suppose…I were to show you a way to manufacture a wall that would do the same job, but be only one inch thick. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2023, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4562 "2023-06-25T05:20:49Z")
The notion of transwarp beaming is like trying to hit a bullet with a smaller bullet whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2023, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4563 "2023-06-25T07:10:18Z")
“This is where the fun begins, Saavik.” “Just like your father. So human.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=227) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=229)