# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4604 "2023-06-30T13:34:24Z")
“I will die for the empire.” “Lieutenant!” “THE CHA’DICH WILL BE SILENT!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4605 "2023-06-30T13:47:45Z")
Are our ceremonies meant for offworlders, Spock? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4606 "2023-06-30T13:53:58Z")
It is a good day to die, Duras. And the day is not yet over. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4607 "2023-06-30T14:24:53Z")
I think I’m getting spacesick. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4608 "2023-07-01T11:52:15Z")
Kind of gets you right there, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4609 "2023-07-01T12:18:17Z")
_Especially_ the lies. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4610 "2023-07-01T19:18:52Z")
It must have been harrowing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4611 "2023-07-01T20:05:54Z")
Well, Captain, you _continue to resist_; how _stupid_ of you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4612 "2023-07-02T03:13:57Z")
Queen to Queen’s level three. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4613 "2023-07-02T14:52:24Z")
Why, thank you, Doctor; I’ve just won my fourth game. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4614 "2023-07-02T15:53:52Z")
Please state the nature of the medical - oh, it’s you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4615 "2023-07-02T18:42:35Z")
Well, you know what they say, Lieutenant. Be careful what you wish for. You might get it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4616 "2023-07-02T18:47:47Z")
“According to my scanner, you are not here.” “Believe me, I wish I weren’t.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4617 "2023-07-03T13:19:40Z")
Let’s drop the ranks for a moment: _I don’t like you._ I think you’re insubordinate, arrogant, willful, and I don’t think you’re a particularly good first officer! But you are also the best pilot on the ship. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4618 "2023-07-03T18:53:20Z")
How will playing cards help? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4619 "2023-07-03T19:34:28Z")
My timing is digital. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4620 "2023-07-03T20:37:43Z")
Highly illogical. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4621 "2023-07-03T20:49:34Z")
You do refuse to enter into the _spirit_ of the thing, don’t you, Captain? Perhaps you’d like a larger role in the ceremony; you could serve as — _human sacrifice,_ for example. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4622 "2023-07-03T21:15:42Z")
No wars available, eh? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4623 "2023-07-04T10:34:16Z")
“I could say _because they were actively hostile to the Federation._” “…yes, you _could say,_ but that would be _untrue._” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=230) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=232)