# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4644 "2023-07-09T22:54:17Z")
And now. And now a man will shut it off. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4645 "2023-07-10T13:52:09Z")
You already have them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4646 "2023-07-10T18:07:14Z")
They starved to death! In a storage compartment _full of grain,_ they starved to death! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4647 "2023-07-10T23:33:17Z")
That episode had my favorite scene in all of ST-TOS, That was the fight in the bar scene. _Laddy, don’t you think you’d better…rephrase that?"_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4648 "2023-07-11T14:56:40Z")
Scotty, are you drunk? What I do on my private time is my business, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4649 "2023-07-11T16:21:37Z")
Her pulse is normal. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4650 "2023-07-13T23:13:53Z")
I’ll make you a duchess; and I, I’ll be running this starship! Captain James Kirk, the next orders you’re taking will be given by _Harcourt Fenton Mudd!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4651 "2023-07-14T00:22:18Z")
Mudd: “You’re a hard man, Captain.” Kirk: “And you’re a liar, Mr. Walsh. I think we understand each other.” When Kirk still thought he was Leo Walsh. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4652 "2023-07-14T00:28:55Z")
“I was hoping you’d think that, dummy.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4653 "2023-07-14T00:31:32Z")
Queen to Queen’s Level Two. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4654 "2023-07-14T00:44:22Z")
…what Commander Data means is that he would never have asked you himself, but I know he’s very interested in pitting his skill against yours. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4655 "2023-07-14T03:43:28Z")
As appealing as that sounds, I’m a doctor, not a dragonslayer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4656 "2023-07-14T17:25:59Z")
I have to get to Zero. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4657 "2023-07-14T18:11:41Z")
Let me say something: _I only saw three guys in that ship._ Maybe there ain’t no more! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4658 "2023-07-15T19:03:50Z")
Not counting newborn babies. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4659 "2023-07-16T03:08:07Z")
To absent friends. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4660 "2023-07-16T11:44:41Z")
Hera was first: she stood in front of the temple and spread herself upon the wind, thinner and thinner, until only the wind remained. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4661 "2023-07-16T17:54:12Z")
Problems with modeling? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4662 "2023-07-17T01:19:47Z")
Everything works, but they had never seen a human; they had no guide for putting me back together. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4663 "2023-07-17T18:59:59Z")
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