# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4724 "2023-08-05T19:57:37Z")
We need a grand finale. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4725 "2023-08-05T21:45:34Z")
Thank you for the drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4726 "2023-08-06T02:59:06Z")
Yes, that is it! I hate it! It is _revolting!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4727 "2023-08-06T20:35:44Z")
There are no breaks in security because threats never take breaks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4728 "2023-08-06T20:53:12Z")
Now, if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, I must attend to my ship. _Au revoir!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4729 "2023-08-06T23:55:54Z")
Au contraire, mon capitan! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4730 "2023-08-07T03:52:41Z")
Apologies/ The most confounding thing/ I appear to be singing/ Most unusual/ So peculiar ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4731 "2023-08-07T19:28:45Z")
Watch your feet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4732 "2023-08-08T02:22:42Z")
Mr. Scott, the word is given. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4733 "2023-08-08T02:24:20Z")
“Am I to understand that the secret ingredient is alcohol?” “Whiskey. Tennessee whiskey, Spock; care for a little snort?” “Bourbon and beans; an explosive combination. You think Spock can handle it?” “Are you kidding? With that Vulcan metabolism, he could eat a bowl of termites and it wouldn’t bother him.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4734 "2023-08-08T02:32:17Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4735 "2023-08-08T02:51:30Z")
Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4736 "2023-08-08T21:33:35Z")
You’re cleared for descent. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4737 "2023-08-09T03:47:11Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4738 "2023-08-09T20:28:37Z")
Congratulations, you look like a @#\*%& scratching post. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4739 "2023-08-09T20:36:31Z")
Who’s been holding up the damn elevator? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4740 "2023-08-09T22:52:06Z")
It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a malfunction, Data. That is life. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4741 "2023-08-09T22:55:58Z")
Often Wrong’s got a broken heart; Can’t even tell his boys apart. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4742 "2023-08-10T00:38:36Z")
“How much do you remember?” “Everything. Including some… _brilliantly_ unorthodox strategy from… a _former_ first officer of mine.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4743 "2023-08-10T21:45:21Z")
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